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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Offline day was good. Today, not so good. I'm on my back up work machine right now. It's my "Official" corporate box, but I liked my hacked together Uber-machine.
The Product key for the Beta OS I was running finally gave up the ghost on me. Had to re-load. Almost nuked one of the back-up drives I had in the machine. Found a nifty app that will ressurect a deleted MFT for an NTFS partition. That is pretty cool and saved my many Gigs of music files from oblivion.
Now, I've just gotta figure out what I did with my 1 year product key and I'm also set. Otherwise, I'll just be reloading in 14 days... EERRKK!!!
Where do you normally keep your balls?
3,401
posted on
12/09/2005 11:16:01 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Baraonda
3,402
posted on
12/09/2005 11:16:18 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Baraonda
Epizootis is a term used by KODT to mean any horrible strain of plague that is currently floating around infecting everyone in sight.
The adjective "galloping" refers to the virulence of the strain.
I earned the titles. Together with King Prout, Timpad, American Wolf and others, I crafted my title shortly before Thanksgiving.
Samples of my work:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1523949/posts?page=505#505
Enjoy.
3,403
posted on
12/09/2005 11:17:46 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: sionnsar
I see that "Regime Change Iran" is currently in second place, after "Iraq The Model".
3,404
posted on
12/09/2005 11:18:11 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Along the same lines as "There is no I in 'team'." You may have heard it but, if not, add this snappy comeback to your expansive repertiore:
"Yeah, well, there's no 'U' in 'team' either, moron!"
3,405
posted on
12/09/2005 11:19:04 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Dead Corpse
In my husband's trousers, of course!
3,406
posted on
12/09/2005 11:20:02 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
Where do you normally keep your balls? Wherever they are, I'm sure they're swinging to and fro...
3,407
posted on
12/09/2005 11:20:10 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: HKMk23
Noted and added!
How're you?
3,408
posted on
12/09/2005 11:20:34 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hi IT!
Side to side or to and fro?
3,409
posted on
12/09/2005 11:21:41 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Throw them over your shoulder?
3,410
posted on
12/09/2005 11:22:26 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I have no idea where your husbands trousers are, so why would you be asking me? ;-)
3,411
posted on
12/09/2005 11:22:55 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
3,412
posted on
12/09/2005 11:23:20 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Seems like a waste of balls, if you ask me.
3,413
posted on
12/09/2005 11:25:04 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
You don't need to know where he is. That's my job.
Your job is to make our balls and to provide whatever assistance we may require. :p
3,414
posted on
12/09/2005 11:26:23 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
*wincing in a sympathetic fashion*
3,415
posted on
12/09/2005 11:27:26 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse; Alice au Wonderland
Can they do this?:
3,416
posted on
12/09/2005 11:33:49 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland; fanfan
Some of my best memories are the annual family gatherings that my Mother's family held. Usually twice a year -- once for my Grandfather's birthday, and again around Christmas -- her brothers and sisters and all the assorted descendants would converge on my Aunt and Uncle's home in Orange, CA for several hours of food, games, food, conversation, food and general elbow-rubbing.
My Mom has three brothers and two sisters, all older than her except one brother. As a result, I have a cousin who was older than my Father, and second cousins my age. It's a big ol' spreading family tree, my Grandfather started and it's a credit to his own faithfulness before G_d that the family is still tight and without any big rifts in it. The Good Book says, "The fervent effectual prayer of a righteous man availeth much."
I guess we're living proof.
3,417
posted on
12/09/2005 11:37:49 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Only if removed from their intended operational environment and adorned with string.
3,418
posted on
12/09/2005 11:40:56 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,419
posted on
12/09/2005 11:43:21 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: HKMk23
3,420
posted on
12/09/2005 11:45:25 AM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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