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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob

Oxidation?



oxidation??? my tea is RUSTING??????

to All: any idea why the tea keeps getting darker? oxidation? aaarrrg


3,241 posted on 12/08/2005 5:26:04 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout

I have to pay $3241 in taxes....


3,242 posted on 12/08/2005 5:26:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout
I'm series about it...

Yes, I know. So am I.

I've got to find out whether it eats baloons. If not, it would make the most heinous "water" balloon ammo on Earth. It's so dangerous to handle, though, that EXTREME precautions would have to be taken and the ammo prepared right at the launch site. You ever use a three-man balloon launcher? They can sling a baseball-sized water balloon almost 200yds without breaking it at launch. Just THINK of the possibilities...

3,243 posted on 12/08/2005 5:27:14 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Monkey Face

Have a good night 'Face!


3,244 posted on 12/08/2005 5:27:31 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

it must be nice to be a weatherman/forcaster. in what other job (excluding politics, of course - but then, politics is more a lifestyle than a job) can you be wrong 50% of the time and get a raise?


3,245 posted on 12/08/2005 5:27:53 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: EsmeraldaA

He got flamed.. good!!


3,246 posted on 12/08/2005 5:28:04 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

True.


3,247 posted on 12/08/2005 5:29:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Sort of. When the tea is picked it is either dried quickly to become white tea or allowed to wilt and oxidize to become green or black tea.


3,248 posted on 12/08/2005 5:29:53 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
The election is here in Canada.
We are trying to get rid of our Liberal Government.
We are fighting sheeple who think if they listened to CNN, and CBC, they are informed.
Unfortunately we are not nearly as organized as you folks were for Bush.
I have to admit, Stephen Harper is no George Bush, but he's not a corrupt Liberal; I've met him, and he's a really nice guy.

I'd be proud to have him as our Prime Minister.



/Rant

Sorry!

Some of the small particles of the tea leaves are left in the water after you remove the bag/ball out.
Those small particles continue to steep?

3,249 posted on 12/08/2005 5:30:34 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
"my tea is RUSTING?????? "

That stuff'll rust your pipes.

That's why I stick to coffee. It only, um, well okay it rusts your pipes too, but at least you can lie awake worrying about it.

3,250 posted on 12/08/2005 5:31:00 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; King Prout

You can pay us in anything except barley water...


3,251 posted on 12/08/2005 5:31:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: King Prout

I

'I'm series about it



you're doing this serially?


3,252 posted on 12/08/2005 5:31:13 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: HKMk23

knew a guy who would sometimes bike through the CBD in N'Awlins during afternoon rush with a waterpistol loaded with LSD in transdermal solution...


3,253 posted on 12/08/2005 5:31:37 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

*sigh* are the LEAVES still in the pot?


3,254 posted on 12/08/2005 5:32:22 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
*snort*

Yep. That would do it

3,255 posted on 12/08/2005 5:32:37 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Barley water will do...


3,256 posted on 12/08/2005 5:33:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

that would be a pleasing alternative life-path.


3,257 posted on 12/08/2005 5:33:36 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Augh! Barley Water!

:runs away screaming:

Noooooooo!

3,258 posted on 12/08/2005 5:34:34 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I don't have to pay anything so....


3,259 posted on 12/08/2005 5:35:31 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

...cellophane flowers of yellow and green, towering over your head...

When I was a kid, the police in Anaheim caught a guy inside the fence at a very small local reservoir with a something like a gallon mayonnaise jar full of LSD.


3,260 posted on 12/08/2005 5:36:23 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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