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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: HKMk23
I do well on exams that I can study for. Like the Bar exam, CPA exam, etc. But something like an IQ test where I have to be "logical" doesn't come easily for me. Like those flattened boxes with the patterns. After staring for them for 10 minutes, I gave up and clicked on a box to go on to the next question.
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:44:05 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Das Outsider
"Sexual intelligence, drinking intelligence, eating intelligence....." We Grok Intelligense!
2,762
posted on
12/07/2005 6:45:47 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Das Outsider
"Sexual intelligence, drinking intelligence, eating intelligence....." We Grok Intelligence!
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:46:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: HKMk23
Artificial intelligence...
2,764
posted on
12/07/2005 6:47:06 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
I tried a couple of the tests today, but I was too distracted with work to really "get into" them enough to do well. Maybe I'll try again, when I'm not harried with so much to do.
2,765
posted on
12/07/2005 6:47:21 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Artificial intelligence... Oh, you mean like John Kerry and Howard Dean?
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:48:42 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: NicknamedBob
2,767
posted on
12/07/2005 6:49:16 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Aw, I want to know your IQ!! " Look at it this way. If I don't take any tests, then I can honestly say that it cannot be measured.
That sounds impressive.
2,768
posted on
12/07/2005 6:50:14 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: HKMk23
Oh, you mean like John Kerry and Howard Dean? .... non intelligence....
2,769
posted on
12/07/2005 6:51:03 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
implied intelligence, inferred intelligence, referred intelligence....
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:51:25 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
There probably is an active Anti-Mensa reverse snobbery extant here, and I am probably afflicted with it. I really should be more sensitive.
It's funny that you say that: there is a segment of American Mensa that regularly subjects itself to self deprecation and the like. Many good jokes have come out of it--and some of those are published in the Bulletin.
Ok...Now it's pretty obvious that I'm a Mensan. Guilty as charged.
To: NicknamedBob
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:52:01 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
That sounds impressive. You have a point....
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:53:11 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
.... deferred intelligence....
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:53:53 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Someone said, "Man is not a rational animal. Man is a rationalizing animal."
Probably Freud.
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:54:28 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
I'm mulling over another design with three balls on a strand. The balls on each end contain electromagnets that alternate on/off, while the ball in the middle can slide along the short strand between them. The electromagnet at one end will always be on when the other is off, causing the sliding ball to oscillate between the two ends. Again, the "frequency" is user-adjustable.
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:54:29 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Das Outsider
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:56:09 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
Probably Freud.
No. Freud was, "Every man has a mother, and I would like to see her."
To: tuliptree76
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posted on
12/07/2005 6:56:21 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Your a Mensan?
Yes. I've got the little card and knowledge of Esperanto to prove it.
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