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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: HKMk23

I can't imagine being PINCHED "there" by the "string" on two balls that are supposed to be pleasurable...


2,621 posted on 12/07/2005 5:10:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland

>> ...I would rather have several small balls than a small cylinder...

Yes, but my design is quite small; about the size of an adult thumb. We can call it the "Thumb Drive".


2,622 posted on 12/07/2005 5:11:03 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
You see?

It is very clear now...
2,623 posted on 12/07/2005 5:11:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

If I have to have "vibrations," I would prefer mild vibrations...slow...deliberate...and I like the idea of different centers...

*shivering*


2,624 posted on 12/07/2005 5:12:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Nope. No possibility of that. Everything is perfectly smooth on the outside and all the moving parts safely tucked away inside.


2,625 posted on 12/07/2005 5:12:44 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

>> Any thoughts?

User-adjustable RPM.


2,626 posted on 12/07/2005 5:13:38 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: HKMk23; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Er...that seems rather...uh..."large."

Maybe you could use a hearing aid battery as KODT mentioned...


2,627 posted on 12/07/2005 5:13:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
I'll never achieve perfection if I go with the other definition of "perfect shape."

Um, to put it delicately, Tulip, I'm glad that you do not wish to look like an erection.

(That's my idea of a "perfect shape"!)

2,628 posted on 12/07/2005 5:14:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: HKMk23

*whoosh* That's a relief!


2,629 posted on 12/07/2005 5:14:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76

I agree...


2,630 posted on 12/07/2005 5:14:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

I'm sure that NnB has some design ideas that have not been leaked to the Chinese....or anyone else.


2,631 posted on 12/07/2005 5:16:17 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Now I see. I understand what I must do....


2,632 posted on 12/07/2005 5:17:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*sigh*

Some days I feel like I'm not on the same wavelength as everyone else.

I'll be in the corner at my tax table grading projects.


2,633 posted on 12/07/2005 5:17:11 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Pardon?


2,634 posted on 12/07/2005 5:17:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, yesssssssss......


2,635 posted on 12/07/2005 5:17:57 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: HKMk23

Can it be "thought controlled"?


2,636 posted on 12/07/2005 5:18:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Very well little grasshopper, you are on your way now....


2,637 posted on 12/07/2005 5:18:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hmmm? What exactly did you think we girls thought was the "perfect shape"?


2,638 posted on 12/07/2005 5:19:46 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

It's OK, Tulip...you haven't been feeling well, so don't expect to be at your best.


2,639 posted on 12/07/2005 5:20:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76

Absolutely not!

Come back over here and let the prurience rub off on you.


2,640 posted on 12/07/2005 5:20:21 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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