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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: HKMk23
I can't imagine being PINCHED "there" by the "string" on two balls that are supposed to be pleasurable...
2,621
posted on
12/07/2005 5:10:19 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland
>> ...I would rather have several small balls than a small cylinder...
Yes, but my design is quite small; about the size of an adult thumb. We can call it the "Thumb Drive".
2,622
posted on
12/07/2005 5:11:03 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You see?
It is very clear now...
To: Alice au Wonderland
If I have to have "vibrations," I would prefer mild vibrations...slow...deliberate...and I like the idea of different centers...
*shivering*
2,624
posted on
12/07/2005 5:12:20 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Nope. No possibility of that. Everything is perfectly smooth on the outside and all the moving parts safely tucked away inside.
2,625
posted on
12/07/2005 5:12:44 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Alice au Wonderland
>> Any thoughts?
User-adjustable RPM.
2,626
posted on
12/07/2005 5:13:38 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: HKMk23; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Er...that seems rather...uh..."large."
Maybe you could use a hearing aid battery as KODT mentioned...
2,627
posted on
12/07/2005 5:13:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
I'll never achieve perfection if I go with the other definition of "perfect shape."Um, to put it delicately, Tulip, I'm glad that you do not wish to look like an erection.
(That's my idea of a "perfect shape"!)
2,628
posted on
12/07/2005 5:14:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: HKMk23
*whoosh* That's a relief!
2,629
posted on
12/07/2005 5:14:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
2,630
posted on
12/07/2005 5:14:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
I'm sure that NnB has some design ideas that have not been leaked to the Chinese....or anyone else.
2,631
posted on
12/07/2005 5:16:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
Now I see. I understand what I must do....
2,632
posted on
12/07/2005 5:17:00 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*sigh*
Some days I feel like I'm not on the same wavelength as everyone else.
I'll be in the corner at my tax table grading projects.
2,633
posted on
12/07/2005 5:17:11 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
2,634
posted on
12/07/2005 5:17:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
2,635
posted on
12/07/2005 5:17:57 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: HKMk23
Can it be "thought controlled"?
2,636
posted on
12/07/2005 5:18:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Very well little grasshopper, you are on your way now....
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hmmm? What exactly did you think we girls thought was the "perfect shape"?
2,638
posted on
12/07/2005 5:19:46 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
It's OK, Tulip...you haven't been feeling well, so don't expect to be at your best.
2,639
posted on
12/07/2005 5:20:19 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76
Absolutely not!
Come back over here and let the prurience rub off on you.
2,640
posted on
12/07/2005 5:20:21 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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