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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well yes,
And the Zeros are approaching....
To: Monkey Face
".....Oh, help desk?...."
2,602
posted on
12/07/2005 4:57:32 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Is there any way you can pacify us while we wait? Like give us something to read?
2,603
posted on
12/07/2005 4:58:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: EsmeraldaA
Before....during....and after, which is really just the déja vu for before....
2,604
posted on
12/07/2005 4:59:06 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
Look, you got the zeros!
Brains, looks, personality, size....skill.....STAMINA!!!!!
And, he likes toys.
2,605
posted on
12/07/2005 5:02:12 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: HKMk23
I think I would rather have several small balls than a small cylinder...as much as I admire your design...a cylinder is limited by the uh...dimensions of the er...area it is to be utilized in. Or something.
2,606
posted on
12/07/2005 5:02:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
...Madame Fleiss...stud farm...so there's this mean old 1900lb. longhorn bull named 'Tabasco'. If you can stay on him for the full 8 seconds, you win a belt buckle big enough to eat a Porterhouse steak off of.
Sorry. Just flipping channels.
2,607
posted on
12/07/2005 5:03:02 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Whadd'ya think, gentlemen?" I think an upgrade path is a good idea.
2,608
posted on
12/07/2005 5:03:15 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
Yes...he DOES have stamina, and he likes toys. Alice, I think we should keep him!
2,609
posted on
12/07/2005 5:03:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
I think the girls here might have something different in mind in terms of the "perfect shape". I think I'll have to agree with the circle as being the perfect shape. I'll never achieve perfection if I go with the other definition of "perfect shape."
2,610
posted on
12/07/2005 5:03:53 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Monkey Face
2,611
posted on
12/07/2005 5:04:00 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: EsmeraldaA
The zeros are shaped like a circle.... oh oh!!!
2,612
posted on
12/07/2005 5:05:08 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
Well, since I'm angular except for very few places, I would have to say the circle/sphere is not the "perfect" shape. I don't believe in things I can't attain...;o]
2,613
posted on
12/07/2005 5:06:01 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
Interesting....
To: NicknamedBob
the chinese are probably knocking off cheap copies even as we write
2,615
posted on
12/07/2005 5:07:18 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Monkey Face
My waist can remain a circle. The circumference changes, though. Right now it's expanding.
2,616
posted on
12/07/2005 5:07:30 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: NicknamedBob
Hey, NnB, since these things come in pairs, maybe one could have a motor and battery in it, and be linked to the other by a short flexible casing -- a smaller, lighter duty, stainless steel version of bicycle brake cable casing -- containing a flexible driveshaft. Inside the other ball, there could be an eccentric cylinder on the shaft. The spinning of the eccentric mass would case both balls to dance around on the ends of the flexible line.
2,617
posted on
12/07/2005 5:07:35 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: HKMk23
a AAA battery? some of us are not constructed like the Grand Canyon. how about a hearing aid battery
2,618
posted on
12/07/2005 5:08:48 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
I love the alloyed gold and platinum design with the dragon/phoenix motif.
Likewise being able to open the ball for different centers; a hot and a cold insert would be nice for variety, a harmonic vibration rather than a chime would suit me fine.
Not sure about the battery power, though. I'm thinking gentle sensations rather than those from the standard vibrator.
Any thoughts?
2,619
posted on
12/07/2005 5:09:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
2,620
posted on
12/07/2005 5:09:45 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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