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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well yes,

And the Zeros are approaching....
2,601 posted on 12/07/2005 4:57:23 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

".....Oh, help desk?...."


2,602 posted on 12/07/2005 4:57:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

Is there any way you can pacify us while we wait? Like give us something to read?


2,603 posted on 12/07/2005 4:58:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Before....during....and after, which is really just the déja vu for before....
2,604 posted on 12/07/2005 4:59:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Look, you got the zeros!

Brains, looks, personality, size....skill.....STAMINA!!!!!

And, he likes toys.


2,605 posted on 12/07/2005 5:02:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: HKMk23

I think I would rather have several small balls than a small cylinder...as much as I admire your design...a cylinder is limited by the uh...dimensions of the er...area it is to be utilized in. Or something.


2,606 posted on 12/07/2005 5:02:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

...Madame Fleiss...stud farm...so there's this mean old 1900lb. longhorn bull named 'Tabasco'. If you can stay on him for the full 8 seconds, you win a belt buckle big enough to eat a Porterhouse steak off of.

Sorry. Just flipping channels.


2,607 posted on 12/07/2005 5:03:02 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"Whadd'ya think, gentlemen?"

I think an upgrade path is a good idea.

2,608 posted on 12/07/2005 5:03:15 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

Yes...he DOES have stamina, and he likes toys. Alice, I think we should keep him!


2,609 posted on 12/07/2005 5:03:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
I think the girls here might have something different in mind in terms of the "perfect shape".

I think I'll have to agree with the circle as being the perfect shape. I'll never achieve perfection if I go with the other definition of "perfect shape."

2,610 posted on 12/07/2005 5:03:53 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Monkey Face

The evil zeros got you!!


2,611 posted on 12/07/2005 5:04:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

The zeros are shaped like a circle.... oh oh!!!


2,612 posted on 12/07/2005 5:05:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, since I'm angular except for very few places, I would have to say the circle/sphere is not the "perfect" shape. I don't believe in things I can't attain...;o]


2,613 posted on 12/07/2005 5:06:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
Interesting....
2,614 posted on 12/07/2005 5:07:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

the chinese are probably knocking off cheap copies even as we write


2,615 posted on 12/07/2005 5:07:18 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Monkey Face

My waist can remain a circle. The circumference changes, though. Right now it's expanding.


2,616 posted on 12/07/2005 5:07:30 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hey, NnB, since these things come in pairs, maybe one could have a motor and battery in it, and be linked to the other by a short flexible casing -- a smaller, lighter duty, stainless steel version of bicycle brake cable casing -- containing a flexible driveshaft. Inside the other ball, there could be an eccentric cylinder on the shaft. The spinning of the eccentric mass would case both balls to dance around on the ends of the flexible line.


2,617 posted on 12/07/2005 5:07:35 PM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: HKMk23

a AAA battery? some of us are not constructed like the Grand Canyon. how about a hearing aid battery


2,618 posted on 12/07/2005 5:08:48 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face

I love the alloyed gold and platinum design with the dragon/phoenix motif.

Likewise being able to open the ball for different centers; a hot and a cold insert would be nice for variety, a harmonic vibration rather than a chime would suit me fine.

Not sure about the battery power, though. I'm thinking gentle sensations rather than those from the standard vibrator.

Any thoughts?


2,619 posted on 12/07/2005 5:09:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

Just be you!


2,620 posted on 12/07/2005 5:09:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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