Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
Tee hee, tee hee. That's a good one!
Clean, empty plastic peanut butter jars.
Place the clear plastic jar over the insect or arachnid. In the case of arachnida descending from the ceiling, allow them to descend into the jar.
Sometimes a bit of finesse is involved. Most insects are easy, just let them try to navigate toward the light, such as a window or screen, then place the jar over them.
It is helpful sometimes to have a bit of stiff paper to seal the jar after capturing the insect, and then putting the lid back on the jar.
Voilà!
Molly is irked at me for not massacreing all the squirrels who live in the oak next to my house and keep dumping oodles of acorns on my steel roof all day and all night as they frolic and frisk and bezoom around the limbs like steroid-enhanced retarded crack-babies on methamphetamines and sugar and they just keep breeding and the redshouldered hawk in the pine next door can only eat so much and the mad-sounding owl a few doors down has no impact on the furry little buggers and whyowhy don't possums eat squirrels?????????
I still have my blonde moments, though.
Like when I was teaching a couple of years ago, I had said that distance is always positive. A student asked if distance should be negative if you walked backwards. So I demonstrated how there is a positive distance between us even when I walk backwards - and I backed into an overhead projector.
:-)
Nothing but abject apologies and groveling will satisfy the cobbs.....
Yes, stoff is German for "stuff".
A couple of pilots were dissolved at Peenemunde when their Me-163Bs flipped at the end of a landing (the skid struck a depression in the ground and cause the aircraft to flip). Residual T-Stoff dissolved the natural rubber gaskets in the fuel lines (this could only happen when the aircraft was inverted for a long period of time); the cockpit filled with nearly pure H2O2 and left little more than some bone fragments and teeth.
The fuelling procedures for Me-163s was very strict.
only when Tertia is upwind.
correction:
"The fuelling procedures for Me-163s were very strict."
Campbells Cream of Mushroom Soup... with buttered toast.
No soup-making?
Really, all I did was answer a simple question about what to do with 1440 extra tons of atomic 76.
Now DC and NnB have it in mind to manufacture Ben Wa balls for those of us that want them.
If the interstellar denizens need pacification, I say stuff 'em with these ben wa balls! We're going to be very popular!
your better half can crack the resulting page and show you what I did.
hell... YOU
wait...
since I'd be sending you the encoded page as a text document for in-toto cut-and-paste onto your edit window for your profile page, it ain't like you WON'T BLOODY SEE how I did it.
duh.
pickin' on me after I bin et wurk jest'bout CONSTANT since 9am.
meanie.
Kearen had a Diva look earlier.
I tried to snap a pic of it, but she huffed at me in outrage.
Glad you liked it. :-)
SPEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Could that be tomato soup (milk based)?
Okay - poll:
How many guys on here would make soup for me and Es if they were in the same living space as we were?
LOL!!!
SPEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
oh, wait... cream of mushroom soup IS spew.
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