Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up let's go
Let's look at the snow
We're riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up it's grand
Just holding your hand
We're gliding along with the song
Of a wintry fairy land
Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together like two
Birds of a feather would be
Let's take the road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
There's a birthday party at the home of farmer Gray
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop
Pop Pop Pop
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives"
Yeah, I know. I looked for the map before asking the question.
In truth I don't care. I have better questions to ask.
Like if Wednesday is "Hump Day" then why not have three Wednesdays every week, and a weekend longer by two days?
Hello. How are you feeling and has it warmed back up to 73 outside yet again?
they did't spend my tax money on that survey, did they?
That was one of my queries. I suspect a grant. Naturally. Or unnaturally.
About two out of ten look more like this.
We here in California have lots of good looking women of all nationalities since we are an international hub of sorts.
I am noticing more younger girls that are letting themselves become fat, and unless they are going lesbian, that isn't going to be good for them.
look you heathen you want supper or not get off the freaking internet and call your mother
Your share would have been about $.00000000000015
Do you want to be re-imbursed?
On the other hand, it could have been funded by a soft-drink company. It might not have cost the taxpayers anything.
I think we need a congressional investigation, with an independent prosecutor. The people have a right to know.
good idea that way if we didn't pay for the study at least we can pay for the investigation
Your share will be about $.03
Please send check or money order.
my mother swears up and down that if you save enough pennies you get a whole dollar i have my doubts if you add enough $.03's do you get an appreciable amount somehow my taxes always seem to be exceptionally large multiples of oh it's only's
ok enough's enough i'm gonna beep you
I like you. You write like Archy, of Archy and Mehitabel fame. (Don Marquis)
Anyway, if every taxpayer sent you $.03 you would be able to conduct your own investigation, for the rest of your life, staying in all the best hotels, and flying first class to every place you wanted to investigate.
And there would still be money left over when you were done.
archy had to fling himself headfirst down onto each key i have not yet done that although i have felt the urge he could not use capital letters because he couldn't hold the shift key down at the same time as he flung himself upon a letter key if he had been a proper south georgia cockroach he could have straddled the entire keyboard without difficulty and would have had ample bulk to strike any key to continue as it were....kettens..what kittens my favorite line
okers - you were doing it right
like I said - been deep in a debate
ohnoshestypingawaylikemad
soonshewillbroachthetopic
ofALIENSandtheMOONandtheOCEAN
At least it was spent for something mildly entertaining.
and the evil whiskers
It would result in the same amount of work being done but it would cut fuel consumption and fixed costs.
ohnoNOTtheEVILwhiskers?!?
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