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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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I finally got out the Christmas music...

"Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you

Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up let's go
Let's look at the snow
We're riding in a wonderland of snow

Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up it's grand
Just holding your hand
We're gliding along with the song
Of a wintry fairy land

Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together like two
Birds of a feather would be

Let's take the road before us
And sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you

There's a birthday party at the home of farmer Gray
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop
Pop Pop Pop

There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives"

1,161 posted on 12/04/2005 2:51:28 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yeah, I know. I looked for the map before asking the question.

In truth I don't care. I have better questions to ask.


Like if Wednesday is "Hump Day" then why not have three Wednesdays every week, and a weekend longer by two days?


1,162 posted on 12/04/2005 2:56:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hello. How are you feeling and has it warmed back up to 73 outside yet again?


1,163 posted on 12/04/2005 3:10:22 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

they did't spend my tax money on that survey, did they?


1,164 posted on 12/04/2005 3:14:19 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

That was one of my queries. I suspect a grant. Naturally. Or unnaturally.


1,165 posted on 12/04/2005 3:15:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: HKMk23

About 1-3 here in California look like this or better and we call that a strong 8.

About two out of ten look more like this.

We here in California have lots of good looking women of all nationalities since we are an international hub of sorts.

I am noticing more younger girls that are letting themselves become fat, and unless they are going lesbian, that isn't going to be good for them.

1,166 posted on 12/04/2005 3:21:14 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: King Prout

look you heathen you want supper or not get off the freaking internet and call your mother


1,167 posted on 12/04/2005 3:24:57 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Your share would have been about $.00000000000015

Do you want to be re-imbursed?

On the other hand, it could have been funded by a soft-drink company. It might not have cost the taxpayers anything.

I think we need a congressional investigation, with an independent prosecutor. The people have a right to know.


1,168 posted on 12/04/2005 3:25:15 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

good idea that way if we didn't pay for the study at least we can pay for the investigation


1,169 posted on 12/04/2005 3:26:44 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Your share will be about $.03

Please send check or money order.


1,170 posted on 12/04/2005 3:30:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

my mother swears up and down that if you save enough pennies you get a whole dollar i have my doubts if you add enough $.03's do you get an appreciable amount somehow my taxes always seem to be exceptionally large multiples of oh it's only's


1,171 posted on 12/04/2005 3:40:38 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: King Prout

ok enough's enough i'm gonna beep you


1,172 posted on 12/04/2005 3:42:47 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
"...if you add enough $.03's do you get an appreciable amount ...?"

I like you. You write like Archy, of Archy and Mehitabel fame. (Don Marquis)

Anyway, if every taxpayer sent you $.03 you would be able to conduct your own investigation, for the rest of your life, staying in all the best hotels, and flying first class to every place you wanted to investigate.

And there would still be money left over when you were done.

1,173 posted on 12/04/2005 3:45:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

archy had to fling himself headfirst down onto each key i have not yet done that although i have felt the urge he could not use capital letters because he couldn't hold the shift key down at the same time as he flung himself upon a letter key if he had been a proper south georgia cockroach he could have straddled the entire keyboard without difficulty and would have had ample bulk to strike any key to continue as it were....kettens..what kittens my favorite line


1,174 posted on 12/04/2005 3:53:27 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

okers - you were doing it right
like I said - been deep in a debate


1,175 posted on 12/04/2005 3:56:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

ohnoshestypingawaylikemad
soonshewillbroachthetopic
ofALIENSandtheMOONandtheOCEAN


1,176 posted on 12/04/2005 3:58:51 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Likely!

At least it was spent for something mildly entertaining.

1,177 posted on 12/04/2005 4:00:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: King Prout

and the evil whiskers


1,178 posted on 12/04/2005 4:02:14 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: NicknamedBob
A much better question is why don't we have four ten hour work days rather the five eight hour work days.

It would result in the same amount of work being done but it would cut fuel consumption and fixed costs.

1,179 posted on 12/04/2005 4:03:24 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

ohnoNOTtheEVILwhiskers?!?


1,180 posted on 12/04/2005 4:03:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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