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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

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To: sionnsar

relative to the other half.


10,481 posted on 12/24/2005 5:58:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; sionnsar
Do not eat the cedars by mistake.

I am quite partial to mahogany meself...

10,482 posted on 12/24/2005 6:00:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
"Three fifths of what?"

You do realize that you can qualify under different categories? Even fractional categories?

So you fit into three fifths of the categories in some manner. You pick the categories.

10,483 posted on 12/24/2005 6:02:44 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan
Do not eat the cedars by mistake. ;-)

Cedars like these, not to worry! (They're rooted on a steep down slope you can't see here, so they're taller than they appear.)

10,484 posted on 12/24/2005 6:04:45 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: NicknamedBob

I think I'd like it better if I fit into MORE categories. YOU pick the categories because I'm adventurous! ;o]


10,485 posted on 12/24/2005 6:04:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar

Very NICE, sion!

Now I know why you like your home so much!


10,486 posted on 12/24/2005 6:05:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Needless to say, my mistletoe wasn't used.


10,487 posted on 12/24/2005 6:06:19 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: sionnsar

I'd love to have garden with a mahogany tree on the lawn...


10,488 posted on 12/24/2005 6:07:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

I am close to 100% again.

Still will watch out for bugs reinfecting.
They ARE doing that it appears.

Hope you are nice and cozy at home enjoying your family.

A neighbor knocked on the door and needed to be driven for last minute shopping... UGH!~

Stores were easy and lines were FAST!


10,489 posted on 12/24/2005 6:07:28 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

Best Wishes for a Happy Christmas.

I took the little beast for a walk just before 6 for the evening.
It will get colder and I have no intention of going out again.

I'll be with family tomorrow, am still resting up tonight.
About a third of the families on the block are hosting various things.


10,490 posted on 12/24/2005 6:09:04 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'd love to have garden with a mahogany tree on the lawn...

Isn't that a rather tropical tree? (I don't like heat.)

10,491 posted on 12/24/2005 6:09:19 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Monkey Face

Being adventurous should be a category.

Most of the categories are vaguely flattering, because I like to think that those of us on Free Republic are somewhat self-selectedly above average.

But I am aware that we have our share of loons, as well. Shall I ping a few to prove my point?

However, I agree. You should fit into more categories.

You can be four-fifths.


10,492 posted on 12/24/2005 6:10:35 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: tuliptree76
Awww, you can use it now:


10,493 posted on 12/24/2005 6:10:48 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy
Stores were easy and lines were FAST!

It's probably because everyone was out yesterday. Shopping was horrible here yesterday. LOL!

10,494 posted on 12/24/2005 6:12:17 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
Needless to say, my mistletoe wasn't used.

Not the story I heard from the college.

I heard there was a line, but you told them you didn't know where you were going to have to move to so all the men agreed to line up again when you make your decision.

I also heard you fish tried to leap out of the bowl to say howdy.

10,495 posted on 12/24/2005 6:12:27 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

It's good that you will be with family tomorrow!

Will you be taking the Little Guy with you? Or will he have to guard the palace while you are out?

(I'm glad you're feeling better!) :o]


10,496 posted on 12/24/2005 6:12:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar
It is tropical, so build a giant magnifying glass, place it over the tree, and water it daily hourly minutely!
10,497 posted on 12/24/2005 6:13:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Any volunteers?

*looks around*

*crickets chirp*


10,498 posted on 12/24/2005 6:13:59 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

I think I did all my shopping in three hours and the lines were good then.

I half wonder if the sales were done on line a lot this year.


10,499 posted on 12/24/2005 6:14:03 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy; tuliptree76
I also heard you fish tried to leap out of the bowl to say howdy.

Winston said howdy?

10,500 posted on 12/24/2005 6:15:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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