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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76

Yes please!!


10,461 posted on 12/24/2005 5:45:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar
I think the fever's rising...

Got Tylenol?

10,462 posted on 12/24/2005 5:47:17 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

HEY!
My neighbor gave me some Andes today!!!

KEWL!


10,463 posted on 12/24/2005 5:47:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face; fanfan; sionnsar; NicknamedBob

Four thirds...


10,464 posted on 12/24/2005 5:47:37 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
I am the one and only in my own little world. ;-)

Coming from Ye Keeper And Interpreter Of Ye Tables Of Ye Taxation, now I am worried. *\;-)

10,465 posted on 12/24/2005 5:47:44 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: All

*wonders if there was any mistletoe hung in the castle*


10,466 posted on 12/24/2005 5:48:00 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; fanfan; Monkey Face; sionnsar
"Which fraction do I fit into?" -- I am the one and only in my own little world!

We have been fractionating seawater. One finds everything in it.

Water, of course, but then salt, and copper sulphate, and calcium carbonate, and ions of every hue and description.

There's very little gold, or Uranium, per unit volume, but in the vastness of the ocean, there is more than enough Uranium to furnish the world with power forever.

10,467 posted on 12/24/2005 5:52:05 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

*gives IT some candy*


10,468 posted on 12/24/2005 5:52:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan
"I think the fever's rising..."
Got Tylenol?

Acetylsalicylic acid.

There's a birch tree around here somewhere, I just know it.

It can't be a pigment of my fevered imagination...

10,469 posted on 12/24/2005 5:52:24 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: tuliptree76
Here is some mistletoe:


10,470 posted on 12/24/2005 5:53:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

LOL!


10,471 posted on 12/24/2005 5:53:14 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the people around tonight.


10,472 posted on 12/24/2005 5:53:23 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76
*wonders if there was any mistletoe hung in the castle*

What offense would it have committed?

bzzzt...

10,473 posted on 12/24/2005 5:53:54 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: tuliptree76
*gives IT some candy*

Thank you!! *chomp chomp*

10,474 posted on 12/24/2005 5:54:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

"Three-fifths."

Three fifths of what?
In your equations, there is only "one-fourth" or "one-tenth."

Math was never a strong point with me so if you would, please, 'SPLAIN YOURSELF!


10,475 posted on 12/24/2005 5:54:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Quite a few years ago, a couple of single friends and I went to a "Mistletoe Mixer" dance. When we entered the dance, we each got a piece of mistletoe. Unfortunately, the dance was filled with married couples and kids! We spent the whole evening sitting at our own table eating food and being bored.


10,476 posted on 12/24/2005 5:55:33 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

Merry Christmas, Guy! Are you feeling better?


10,477 posted on 12/24/2005 5:56:30 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

I know that feeling!


10,478 posted on 12/24/2005 5:56:53 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Do not eat the cedars by mistake.

;-)


10,479 posted on 12/24/2005 5:57:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

Merry Christmas, Guy!

(And your fearsome dog, too!)


10,480 posted on 12/24/2005 5:57:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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