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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
So it is....
10,441
posted on
12/24/2005 5:27:28 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: fanfan
10,442
posted on
12/24/2005 5:27:57 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
Yes, for the past hour and a half.
10,443
posted on
12/24/2005 5:28:31 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
"May I introduce to you to a technical standards committee?"
Do I get to come armed? Of course. Laptop. Your choice of caliber.
10,444
posted on
12/24/2005 5:28:51 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Speak for yourself, Irish!
What did you get for Christmas?
10,445
posted on
12/24/2005 5:29:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: fanfan
"At least half of FReepers are below average." Freepers follow a different formulation:
Half may be more or less average,
One-third may be somewhat lunatic,
One-fourth are geniuses,
One-fifth are, in all likelihood, saints.
One-sixth are probably addicted to something other than the internet,
One-seventh hold positions in their Church,
One-eighth have Masters degrees,
One-ninth have been arrested,
One-tenth have black belts,
... and so forth, ad infinitum.
10,446
posted on
12/24/2005 5:31:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Monkey Face
A lump of coal - Polish coal!!
10,447
posted on
12/24/2005 5:31:31 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: fanfan
They are nasty, stubborn birds Which is perhaps partly why a certain portion of the bagpipe, with a vague outline similar to that of a goose, is called a... goose.
And in the bagpipe world a "practice goose" is not a verb with modifier.
I think the fever's rising...
10,448
posted on
12/24/2005 5:33:26 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
If you lie, your nose will grow...
10,449
posted on
12/24/2005 5:35:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
To: Monkey Face
Dang, I just broke the screen of my computer with my nose...
10,451
posted on
12/24/2005 5:37:15 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
The enumeration of your formulation is somewhat... frightening.
Never got beyond my purple belt though.
10,452
posted on
12/24/2005 5:37:27 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: tuliptree76
Merry Christmas Honey!!!
10,453
posted on
12/24/2005 5:38:24 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
Ummmm
That's a really scary formula, Bob.
Which fraction do I fit into?
10,454
posted on
12/24/2005 5:38:38 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: sionnsar
It must be from too many years of getting my information from the MSM.
They always talked about the average person, therefore some would be above, and some below average.
"Median"
If observations of a variable are ordered by value, the median value corresponds to the middle observation in that ordered list. The median value corresponds to a cumulative percentage of 50% (i.e., 50% of the values are below the median and 50% of the values are above the median).
In order to calculate the median, the data must be ranked (sorted in ascending order) first. The median is the number in the middle.
Median = the middle value of a set of data.
Thanks, Sionnsar.
10,455
posted on
12/24/2005 5:39:45 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
;-)
I'm eating Hershey's Kisses and Andes Mints. Would you like some?
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
"Which fraction do I fit into?" Three-fifths.
10,457
posted on
12/24/2005 5:42:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
Very good answer.
Thanks.
:-)
10,458
posted on
12/24/2005 5:43:59 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; sionnsar; fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite
"Which fraction do I fit into?"I am the one and only in my own little world. ;-)
To: fanfan
This is a pretty common error in vernacular speech. There are a few places it works, such as Keillor's "Prairie Home Companion" where "all the kids are above average"... (relative to what?)
10,460
posted on
12/24/2005 5:44:57 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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