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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan
LOL. You must be feeling better!

Well, it feels like the old brain is misfiring on more cylinders now.

That or the fever's up again...

10,421 posted on 12/24/2005 5:07:03 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Baraonda

Hi Baraonda.


10,422 posted on 12/24/2005 5:07:46 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm glad I don't speak that!

May I introduce to you to a technical standards committee?

Once you sign in, you can never sign out...

10,423 posted on 12/24/2005 5:10:13 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar
Is "Small on a large scale" smaller, equal to, or larger than "large on a small scale", or are there overlaps and if so are they contained with or do they exceed the small, small scale, large scale, or large elements, and if so, which?

Er...
I'm thinking I can't think that clearly. I keep smelling turkey cooking and it's messing with my brain.

10,424 posted on 12/24/2005 5:11:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

Turkey already? Ours is on for tomorrow.


10,425 posted on 12/24/2005 5:13:04 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: fanfan

One of my childhood friends had a goose as a "watch dog." I was flat-a$$ scared of that crazy bird. He would charge ANYone who had the misfortune to wander onto the lawn. NASTY bird!


10,426 posted on 12/24/2005 5:13:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar
(Didn't work with my parents though...)

Well, after I was thrown into a tub of cold water (we lived in Alaska) clothes and all, it didn't work with mine, either. ;o]

10,427 posted on 12/24/2005 5:15:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar

Is that like Hotel California?


10,428 posted on 12/24/2005 5:19:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob
Well, it's only one third goose, so I guess that makes it about average for Free Republic -- 33% lunatic.

LOL!

You know better than that Bob.

At least half of FReepers are below average.

;-P

OTOH, following your premise, what are the other two thirds of FReepers made of?

10,429 posted on 12/24/2005 5:20:34 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar

Sounds like your mind is working just fine.

:-)


10,430 posted on 12/24/2005 5:22:00 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Is that like Hotel California?

That's what my boss says. Izzat scary enough right there?

(Well, okay, we haven't had the long chat yet, but he's implied as much.)

10,431 posted on 12/24/2005 5:22:07 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: sionnsar
"May I introduce to you to a technical standards committee?"

Do I get to come armed?

10,432 posted on 12/24/2005 5:22:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan

I'm here now!!


10,433 posted on 12/24/2005 5:22:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
They are nasty, stubborn birds, and I don't think I want to swim with one third of one.

;-)
10,434 posted on 12/24/2005 5:23:34 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi!

How's your Christmas Eve going?


10,435 posted on 12/24/2005 5:24:12 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar
Well, I'm going to my niece's for dinner, and I had to cook this thing. It's been on since 0630. It was frozen after a week of "thawing" in my fridge.
It will feed me and my neighbor for at least a week.
10,436 posted on 12/24/2005 5:24:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar
HTML is a strange language, to be sure.....
10,437 posted on 12/24/2005 5:26:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan
At least half of FReepers are below average.
;-P

I'd be interested in your statistics.

...I mean, the statistics through which you reached this conclusion. *\:-| At least half are below or equal to the median.

10,438 posted on 12/24/2005 5:26:26 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Is it Christmas in Ireland now?


10,439 posted on 12/24/2005 5:27:17 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: sionnsar
That's what my boss says. Izzat scary enough right there?

Dang! No comment!

10,440 posted on 12/24/2005 5:27:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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