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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 10/28/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton
Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: All
And it's also PAYDAY! WOOO HOOO!
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:38:29 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: PaulaB
I don't get it. I did the quiz (Halloween costume) and this was my response (no joke!)Should I be worried??
You Are a Martini |
You're not a total lush, but you do like your drinks strong For you, drinking is an art. An experience to be relished. That doesn't mean you don't get really really drunk. A few strong martini's, and you're dancing on the bar! |
122
posted on
10/28/2005 8:39:02 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: BJClinton
I guess the OFST Ping never went out?
123
posted on
10/28/2005 8:39:34 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Rum and Coke, please!)
To: All
I wanted to sleep in today but...
124
posted on
10/28/2005 8:39:51 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: PaulaB
As if I had to have this quiz to tell me...
You Are Not Scary |
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? |
125
posted on
10/28/2005 8:40:39 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: Millee
I got that too, wanna go to a party later?
126
posted on
10/28/2005 8:40:58 AM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
To: Millee
LMBO...oh Millee
127
posted on
10/28/2005 8:41:43 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Xenophobic Alien
128
posted on
10/28/2005 8:42:21 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: All
I just had to get up and dance!
129
posted on
10/28/2005 8:42:23 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: PaulaB
You Are Scary |
You even scare scary people sometimes! |
130
posted on
10/28/2005 8:42:29 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Millee
Same thing happened to me.
131
posted on
10/28/2005 8:43:10 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: dorathexplorer
Speaking of musical dead guys:
Late one night the Coroner's assistant is cleaning up in the lab when he notices a new body had been brought in. Upon examining the body he discovers a cork in the corpse's rear end. Curious, he removes the cork and suddenly hears "Your cheatin' heart..." coming from the orifice.
Startled, he puts the cork back in and the music stops. Thinking he couldn't have heard what he heard, he pulls out the cork again and again he hears "Your cheatin' heart..." Again, he replaces the cork and again the music stops.
Not sure what to do, he decides to wake the Coroner. He calls his boss and says "You've got to come down here immediately! You've got to see this! I don't know what to do with this body!!" The Coroner says "Fine, I'll be right there."
As soon as he arrives, the assistant takes him straight to the body and says "get this" and pulls the cork out of the corpse's rear end. Once again they hear: "Your cheatin' heart..." The Coroner angrily looks over at his assistant and says "You mean to tell me that you got me out of bed in the middle of the night just to listen to some ***hole sing country music?"
To: dorathexplorer
Everyone loves you
Thats true ;)
I think my answer about showing up with a chainsaw when someone has done me wrong sent me leaning to the dark side
133
posted on
10/28/2005 8:43:39 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: All
Of course, then there's trying to get the husband to take out the garbage...
134
posted on
10/28/2005 8:44:26 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: BJClinton
The Tubbies have been very busy as of late.
With the onset of winter, unit 1204 is moving into the house next door. The barn where they stayed last year is not available and I do not think the Tubbies like it too much there.
Tinky Winky has been very busy. Lawyer Winky went to a law conference yesterday and did a presentation on statutory construction. The day before, Farmer Winky was assisting the migrant workers in picking apples.
It rained a lot the from Saturday through Tuesday and the Tubbies did not do much. Po did not really like ruiding her scooter in the rain, although Dipsy and La La played in the rain quite a bit.
Gathering up the winter stores of toast and custard is ongoing, and they hope to have that done by 12/01/05.
135
posted on
10/28/2005 8:44:29 AM PDT
by
Fury
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You even scare scary people sometimes!
LOL now that is funny....
136
posted on
10/28/2005 8:44:42 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Fury
How cute..
137
posted on
10/28/2005 8:46:39 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: PaulaB
138
posted on
10/28/2005 8:47:28 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Xenophobic Alien
Woo-Hoo! I'll bring the blender!
139
posted on
10/28/2005 8:48:18 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: dorathexplorer
KAWAII!!!!!!!
What a little doll! :o)
140
posted on
10/28/2005 8:48:52 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
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