If I Dig a Very Deep Hole, Where Will I End Up? (Another stupid application for Google Maps...)

1 posted on 09/03/2005 1:01:22 AM PDT by Dallas59

Well...I believe the majority of us end up in the Indian Ocean...Not even close to China...

I suppose it depends on the angle at which you dig.

2 posted on 09/03/2005 2:10:50 AM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)

I have learned...You are wise!

3 posted on 09/03/2005 4:23:08 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)

At DNC headquarters?

4 posted on 09/03/2005 4:25:22 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (The more I find out about looters, the more I like my firearms.)

According to the Art Bell show a couple of years ago,
there is a bottomless hole in Oregon full of water (Kind of like a bottomless cup of coffee I guess).
This hole is being guarded by the US military for some unknown reason.
How did the caller know the hole was bottomles? Obviously in keeping with the Art Bell tradition of scientific research, the caller lowered a 100 foot rope with a weight into the hole and, GASP , it didn't hit bottom!

5 posted on 09/03/2005 5:53:52 AM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)

Why isn't Art Bell on the Comedy Channel?

6 posted on 09/03/2005 6:03:21 AM PDT by Dutch Boy

I have learned...You are wise!

Thank you, thank you. I like your personal page, by the way. I'm a native Texan too, and we have a cabin in Gatlinburg. We bring everyone together there for Thanksgiving. It's beautiful in Gatlinburg isn't it?

7 posted on 09/03/2005 8:35:50 AM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)

Why isn't Art Bell on the Comedy Channel?

Maybe it's because comedy has to resemble reality to be considered funny.

8 posted on 09/03/2005 8:38:27 AM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)

I have always loved Gatlinburg. My Family went through on our way to NC when I was 14. I've been going back ever since.

9 posted on 09/03/2005 8:40:26 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)

10 posted on 09/05/2005 2:09:15 AM PDT by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a leftist with a word processor.)

A bottomless hole?

I know a bottomless hole joke.
NO. It's got nothing to do with Madonna, I said "hole", not "ho".

Two guys were walking through the forest one day and came across a large, gaping, open hole in the ground.
One of them tossed a small rock in the hole, and they waited to hear it hit bottom.... and waited... and waited. Nothing.
Then they looked for a bigger rock and found a nice heavy brick, which they then threw in the hole... again, they heard nothing.

Now their curiosity was piqued, and they looked for something sure to create a racket... they found a big log, which the two of them painstakingly shoved, prodded and pushed over to the edge of the hole and with a final shove, sent it careening down into the blackness of the hole. They were listening carefully for some sound, when suddenly - out of nowhere, a crazed goat comes running right at them.
They leaped out of the way just in time to see the goat dive into the hole and disappear into the blackness.
They stood there with their mouths open, flabbergasted. Still, they heard no sound.

As they were walking away, still shaking their heads in disbelief, and old man walked up to them and asked them if they had by chance, seen a goat. They said, "YEAH! Some crazed goat just leaped right between us and dove down a huge hole we found in the forest!
The old man said, "Oh, that couldn't have been my goat, he was tied to a big log."

11 posted on 09/07/2005 12:31:03 PM PDT by Bon mots

That is a weird joke :) I enjoyed it.

12 posted on 09/07/2005 3:35:16 PM PDT by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)

Uh, Crater Lake?

Maybe, not military but uniformed Forest Rangers?

Maybe, not being guarded, just patrolled per SOP?

I think ol' Art's "bell" got rung once too many times.

13 posted on 09/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PDT by HKMk23 (SAVE THE EARTH! STOP THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS!)

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