I know a bottomless hole joke.
NO. It's got nothing to do with Madonna, I said "hole", not "ho".
Two guys were walking through the forest one day and came across a large, gaping, open hole in the ground.
One of them tossed a small rock in the hole, and they waited to hear it hit bottom.... and waited... and waited. Nothing.
Then they looked for a bigger rock and found a nice heavy brick, which they then threw in the hole... again, they heard nothing.
Now their curiosity was piqued, and they looked for something sure to create a racket... they found a big log, which the two of them painstakingly shoved, prodded and pushed over to the edge of the hole and with a final shove, sent it careening down into the blackness of the hole. They were listening carefully for some sound, when suddenly - out of nowhere, a crazed goat comes running right at them.
They leaped out of the way just in time to see the goat dive into the hole and disappear into the blackness.They stood there with their mouths open, flabbergasted. Still, they heard no sound.
As they were walking away, still shaking their heads in disbelief, and old man walked up to them and asked them if they had by chance, seen a goat. They said, "YEAH! Some crazed goat just leaped right between us and dove down a huge hole we found in the forest!The old man said, "Oh, that couldn't have been my goat, he was tied to a big log."
That is a weird joke :) I enjoyed it.