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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
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Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: hattend
There was a picture posted yesterday that I still can't get out of my mind! Pure evil it was! ;)
841
posted on
06/10/2005 11:58:01 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: r-q-tek86
"You wan beef with brocceri"
TOO FUNNY!
To: Ingtar
That's what I got - but was worried my math skills were dusty and didn't want to post an incorrect answer since I've gotten two jokes today - without any help at all, from anyone!
843
posted on
06/10/2005 11:58:22 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Dillybird
Funny T-Shirt Sayings My personal favorite (and a SISU kid original)
1. Kill the Professor
2. Kill the Skipper
3. Kill Mr Howell
4. Keep Lovey around for the $$$$
Gilligans list of things to do today
844
posted on
06/10/2005 11:58:35 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
To: r-q-tek86
Q: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Let's go ride bikes!
845
posted on
06/10/2005 11:58:48 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
To: The SISU kid
9. Large Earning Potential The Mathemetician asks, "Why does it work?"
The Physicist asks, "How does it work?"
The Engineer asks, "How do I make money with it?"
The Fine Arts Major asks, "You want to supersize that?"
Shalom.
846
posted on
06/10/2005 11:58:56 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: Dashing Dasher
My claims to fame, I know HTML and can fly an airplane upside down, on purpose. Stop that!!, or I'll go blind....
847
posted on
06/10/2005 11:59:03 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
Comment #848 Removed by Moderator
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
849
posted on
06/10/2005 11:59:46 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: fredhead
850
posted on
06/10/2005 12:00:31 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: r-q-tek86
13. Thongs and Depends Ewwwwwwwwww.
851
posted on
06/10/2005 12:00:39 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: r-q-tek86
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.
The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."
The plumber replied, "I didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"
852
posted on
06/10/2005 12:01:21 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: hattend
Yeah, but the doc gave me some real good sh!t to clear that up.
853
posted on
06/10/2005 12:01:30 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: r-q-tek86
Oops - I blew the opportunity. I should have made that last one the Architect's question.
Shalom.
854
posted on
06/10/2005 12:01:43 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: r-q-tek86
77 is better because you get 8 more. say it out loud, makes sense.
855
posted on
06/10/2005 12:02:15 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dillybird
Mother McCree! I should say! A LOT fem and the stuff bad acid trips are made of! And why is the one on the left have some kind of "knee-pad" apparatus? Hmmmm...
856
posted on
06/10/2005 12:02:52 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: The_Victor
You're just jealous cause I can !
857
posted on
06/10/2005 12:03:04 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: Dashing Dasher
BLONDE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got really upset and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"
858
posted on
06/10/2005 12:03:19 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: JimWforBush
I believe it is David Ball.
859
posted on
06/10/2005 12:03:55 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Dashing Dasher
She will be along to complain about something. That's her MO and she always complains. I don't deal well with scumbags who screw up everything for everybody else.
Besides, my comment was more to the text of the pic. Why do people think that pic is so insulting toward her to defend ladyjag so vehemnently??
860
posted on
06/10/2005 12:03:59 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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