**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Dashing Dasher]

Did I mention that I'm a Blonde (naturally, thank you!)

[Dashing Dasher]

/s = /sarcasm = sarcasm off


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[hattend]

Born in the year of the horse and I like the Broncos.

< cue the scifi music >

[LongElegantLegs]

Eh, I think she's more of a mocha swirl...

[JimWforBush]

You Were Actually Born Under:

You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time. Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself. You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong. A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks. You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam. You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing. Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long. Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word. You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger.

What Year Were You Born Under?

[fivekid]

LOL!!! my Daughter just told me this one

How does a Blonde kill herself?





Hangs herself with a cordless phone........





BOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSS :)

[colorcountry]

I am Freddie. I am here for Betty and we are going out for spaghetti!" So what was the third DAUGHTERS name.

[girlscout]

Can someone please tell me what /s means?

I believe it means sarcasm off.

[JimWforBush]

[ArGee]

One day G-d decided it was time to prove once and for all who was the best, Jesus or Satan. He decided to have a programming contest where the two could compete.

The day of the big contest came. The two were given their specifications and the coding began.

The classes dripped from their fingertips. Instances appeared faster than rabit offspring. The crowd oohed and ahhhed as the GUIs took form and became beautiful. Interfaces came and went as the programs took shape.

Just as things were getting good and the time was almost up there was a power failure. The drives stopped and the screens went blank. Satan screemed, "S***, there goes all that work." But when the power came back Jesus restored the backups he'd been making and got back to work. As he demonstrated his finished program one of the observers was overheard to say, "It's like they always told me, Jesus saves."

Shalom.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Did I mention that I'm a Blonde (naturally, thank you!),

I've always pictured you as having light brown hair with reddish blonde highlights. I have no idea why.

[hattend]

Mary (Marry)

[Fiddle E. Dee]

Ten Rules for Dating my Daughter


Thank you this is great

[llevrok]

Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

I had the opportunity to use these plus a new one the other night. Daughter and her mating unit wannabe were sparking. I came into the living room, seeing them and gave the boy $5. "This is for a hotel room. I'll be waiting there...with a rusty razor." I thought the boy was going to poop his pants.

[newfrpr04]

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
-The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffe-ring
- The Endu-ring

First year marriage life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the Neigbors listen.

[r-q-tek86]

[motormouth]

Thank you!!

[colorcountry]

Mary (Marry)

That doesn't rhyme with Chuck!

[JimWforBush]

I prefer these.

[motormouth]

Thanks!