**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[najida]

Ya know,
F me pumps...

All girls have a pair in their closet....

Really ;)

[MamaTexan]

I just don't know where I could wear any of that stuff!

LOL Me neither. Some of 'em are rank, to say the least!

[raivyn]

Don't worry, you're forgiven! (And here's an imaginary BEEFCAKE PIC for you:)

[raivyn]

No problem - I found it!

[Fierce Allegiance]

All the girls I knew before marriage did.

[JimWforBush]

[najida]

~~sigh~~

I miss my guys.

[JimWforBush]

< Faith Hill >

[Dashing Dasher]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You know I love Howie Ling. Now you have out my mind in that dirty place. This is supposed to be a clean thread!

I have to go to my anti-sex mantra again.

Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...Alan Colmes Naked...

[MamaTexan]

Okay, last one for now...gotta take the kiddos to the library-

[JimWforBush]

"~~sigh~~

I miss my guys."

And I miss the gals.

[raivyn]

OMG! That took alot of time! I saw one pic of an apt. that had been aluminum foiled. The guy even put foil on the toilet paper, and then re-rolled it! It was a prank on his friend or something...

[Hoodlum91]

I got to stand next to Howie when they retired his number at Villanova. He's cuter in person, if that's possible!

[ArGee]

....Because there's twenty of them!

OK, this won't work in print, but it will be funny if you try it on your coworkers. Ask them this question:

If a farmer has twenty sick sheep and one dies, how many are left?

No matter how carefully you say this, if you don't put pauses between the words the person you ask will hear this question:

If a farmer has twenty-six sheep and one dies, how many are left?

They will answer 25 and go nuts when you tell them the correct answer is 19. If you can get someone in on the joke to give you the correct answer after you've old several people, "No, try again" you can have some real fun.

Try it.

Shalom.

[najida]

Wanna go start a picture thread?

Only rules are 'No nekkidity' and not snarks from the opposite sex about the pics?

[raivyn]

I miss them too... :(

[Dashing Dasher]

I WANT HOWIE!!!!



I'm gonna rename my BOB, Howie!