**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

You're quite welcome. :-)

[MamaTexan]

No wonder I've been having trouble reading the tylenol bottle!

ROFL!

[Dashing Dasher]

Can't do much worse than a Prince Albert...

Google it....

[JimWforBush]

"This thread is worthless without pics" Here you go, lol

[Dashing Dasher]

I remember that...

Call me what you will....

I'm still a mega flirting hetero.....

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Ooooh. And you lived to tell about it? ;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm in AWL of you humor!

LOL!!!

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL!

[Dashing Dasher]

He has a new limp.

[ArGee]

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

I do so solemnly swear.



















BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I had my fingers crossed!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shalom.

[JimWforBush]

[peacebaby]

not san francisco, hahahaha. Atlanta

[E Rocc]

LOL I have that shirt but it's funnier when it's on the back.

My classic work shirt says "I see drunk people". Inevitably it's accurate.

-Eric

[JimWforBush]

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron,
you would have had $16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

[Dashing Dasher]

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!

You looked stupid too - wanna buy the pictures?

LOL!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

You are being taken over by Count Fagula too?

[raivyn]

Look what I found!!!

[JimWforBush]

"I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!"

Don't feel bad, they got me too. And took pictures.

[ArGee]

For today, I would like everyone to write a breif essay entitled "What the OFST means to me" and adress it to TheBigB.

It means the week was, officially, good on the theory that all's well that ends well.

Have you ever wondered if THEY put homing devices in your underwear? That's why I never wear the stuff.

Shalom.