Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Gardening; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Poetry; Society; Sports; Test Topic, Ignore It; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,201-1,2201,221-1,2401,241-1,260 ... 1,421-1,438 next last
To: Dashing Dasher
That's a nice one - makes mine look rather cheap by comparison:


1,221 posted on 06/10/2005 2:32:30 PM PDT by Jaysun (No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her sh*t)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1129 | View Replies]

To: hattend

As long as she's as clothed as our guys are, that's fine.

:)


1,222 posted on 06/10/2005 2:33:02 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1217 | View Replies]

Comment #1,223 Removed by Moderator

To: Skylus

Check this one out..


1,224 posted on 06/10/2005 2:34:00 PM PDT by Sundog (Cheers)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 52 | View Replies]

Comment #1,225 Removed by Moderator

To: Jaysun

I used to dance with this sword :)

1,226 posted on 06/10/2005 2:34:48 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1221 | View Replies]

To: ArGee

I have another one for young men visiting daughters-

"If you enter my house with your hat backwards, you will leave with it facing forward. It will not, however, have changed its relative position on your head"


1,227 posted on 06/10/2005 2:35:44 PM PDT by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 429 | View Replies]

To: Dillybird

Ok, THAT'S downright frightening. LOL! ;)


1,228 posted on 06/10/2005 2:35:44 PM PDT by EX52D
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1225 | View Replies]

To: najida
As long as she's as clothed as our guys are, that's fine.

Do arms count as clothes?


1,229 posted on 06/10/2005 2:36:26 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1222 | View Replies]

To: Dillybird

Ouch! That's just wrong...!


1,230 posted on 06/10/2005 2:36:39 PM PDT by HiJinx (Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration - 2 days late and WHAMMO!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1225 | View Replies]

To: EX52D
Your Famous Blogger Twin is Dave Barry
Funny, witty, and clever! You always have a ton of offbeat links to share
Who's Your Famous Blogger Twin?

1,231 posted on 06/10/2005 2:37:03 PM PDT by The SISU kid (Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1219 | View Replies]

To: Lady Jag

Lady I was looking at your page and may I ask what the "science diet is?"

Sorry if this is a stupid question...just curious


Details????


1,232 posted on 06/10/2005 2:38:19 PM PDT by PaulaB (Crazy On A Ship Of Fools)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1215 | View Replies]

Comment #1,233 Removed by Moderator

To: hattend

Ya know what my attitude is?
There can be a G rated 9-5
and a
PG13 Happy Hour Version of OFST

But that is just MY HGLO :)


1,234 posted on 06/10/2005 2:39:02 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1229 | View Replies]

To: Dillybird
OMG!!! NEED MORE KLUM!!!!!! AND COWBELL!!!Must clean palate!!!!


1,235 posted on 06/10/2005 2:40:10 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1225 | View Replies]

To: Dillybird

What the heck? ;)


1,236 posted on 06/10/2005 2:40:13 PM PDT by EX52D
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1233 | View Replies]

To: Lady Jag

Please tell them to pounce away!


LOL!!!


1,237 posted on 06/10/2005 2:40:32 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1211 | View Replies]

To: hattend

OK, real quick,
IS ANYONE STILL AT WORK!?!


1,238 posted on 06/10/2005 2:41:20 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1235 | View Replies]

To: najida

Yep, I am...(unfortunately)...


1,239 posted on 06/10/2005 2:41:52 PM PDT by EX52D
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1238 | View Replies]

To: najida
yes 19 minutes and counting
1,240 posted on 06/10/2005 2:42:02 PM PDT by PaulaB (Crazy On A Ship Of Fools)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1238 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,201-1,2201,221-1,2401,241-1,260 ... 1,421-1,438 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson