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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: beyond the sea

He was so proud of himself... He had to call me and tell me all about it...

Did I mention that "Doug" ain't right in the head?!

He is creative - however.


1,021 posted on 06/10/2005 1:12:53 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: AZamericonnie

WHERE?


1,022 posted on 06/10/2005 1:13:07 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

One of these days, I'm going to tell you about an interesting period of my life.

But not today....
Great story darlin'.


1,023 posted on 06/10/2005 1:13:13 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

lol... zu lustigem


wundern Sie sich wie den Richter, der vom Lachen gehalten wird?


1,024 posted on 06/10/2005 1:13:32 PM PDT by PaulaB (Crazy On A Ship Of Fools)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Did he beat the rap?


1,025 posted on 06/10/2005 1:13:41 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Lady Jag

Lady Jags post 1,011!:)


1,026 posted on 06/10/2005 1:14:13 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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To: Lady Jag

Yes,
Thank you very much for the beautimous picture ;)


1,027 posted on 06/10/2005 1:14:23 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: PaulaB
I'm sure the whole court room was cracking up!

They had a story ready if the Judge said anything - about the relevancy of his religious beliefs on the court proceedings, yada yada...
1,028 posted on 06/10/2005 1:15:28 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

You can never go wrong with basic black.

I wonder what the judge thought about it.


1,029 posted on 06/10/2005 1:15:42 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: r-q-tek86

It's good on toast too.


1,030 posted on 06/10/2005 1:15:45 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

Yes, black can be very slimming.


1,031 posted on 06/10/2005 1:16:39 PM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: najida

"I already know I'm 99% bitch.

Why take the test?"

Awww darlin' you know...you just know that AIN'T possibly true......

*sigh*........
Love,
Thag


1,032 posted on 06/10/2005 1:16:48 PM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: hattend

Of course.


Who would rule against a Roman Catholic Priest ????

Oh... nevermind....

PS... his secretary - who has been through plenty of our antics in the past - started calling him Father "Doug" around the office.

Just unbelievable...


1,033 posted on 06/10/2005 1:16:52 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: AZamericonnie

GOT IT!!!


1,034 posted on 06/10/2005 1:17:03 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

thats pretty original..hats off to your friend :) if I would have been the judge not sure if I could of kept a straight face


1,035 posted on 06/10/2005 1:17:06 PM PDT by PaulaB (Crazy On A Ship Of Fools)
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To: PaulaB

I still can't!


1,036 posted on 06/10/2005 1:17:42 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; r-q-tek86

Well, I for one am very honked that you didn't ping me!! *G*

I had already sent a FReepmail to the BigB dude and told him I missed him even before I saw your thread.

And for the record, r-q-tek86, are all architects gay??


1,037 posted on 06/10/2005 1:18:37 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: thag
Where have you been? I have been in thag withdrawal!!
1,038 posted on 06/10/2005 1:20:54 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: hattend

Lack of attention and gravity are a deadly combination!


1,039 posted on 06/10/2005 1:21:19 PM PDT by LilDarlin (Being very feminine got me this far; it will get me the rest of the way, too!)
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To: StarCMC

Like I said, I am sorry that not everyone got pinged, I do not have the latest list.


1,040 posted on 06/10/2005 1:22:06 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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