Any BMW: I have more money than sense!
1 posted on
05/08/2005 8:12:29 AM PDT by
pissant
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To: pissant
F150 here.
I like big truck and I cannot lie.
Them otha brothas can't deny.
2 posted on
05/08/2005 8:14:45 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
To: pissant
why no Dodge Vipers?
I love going so fast that if I wreck they will find blood but no brains?
I have a Chysler Concorde...I wonder where that one falls....
3 posted on
05/08/2005 8:16:11 AM PDT by
MikefromOhio
(I joined the EEEVVIILLLL Sam's Club on Friday, April 22nd, 2005.....)
To: pissant
Saab: Handles better than my Ferrari.
To: pissant
1948 Harley Davidson FL Panhead
"I am an expert with duct tape and wire and feel a need to mark my territory whenever I park."
17 posted on
05/08/2005 8:25:54 AM PDT by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
To: pissant
Mitsubishi Eclipse: I bought it because car with a spoiler this size has got to be the end-all, be-all of contemporary sports cars
The Eclipse is a quick car BUT the spoiler makes it impossible to seen traffic behind you -- in particur you can't see the cops until it is too late!
19 posted on
05/08/2005 8:33:04 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: pissant
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in
front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too
close to the curb, and completely tore off the
driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately
grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more
than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before
the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he
had just picked up the day before, was now completely
ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My Gosh, don't you even realize that
your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the
truck hit you!!!"
"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
(scroll down for the punch line)
"My Rolex!"
20 posted on
05/08/2005 8:34:22 AM PDT by
Gone_Postal
(government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take it away)
To: pissant
Nothing says, "I am impotent." like a KIA. Any model.
For the record, I drive a Chevy pickup.
22 posted on
05/08/2005 8:34:41 AM PDT by
LibKill
(Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
To: pissant
Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet Or, please steal my car
28 posted on
05/08/2005 8:49:01 AM PDT by
Horatio Gates
(If the thought of Hillary as prez doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight.)
To: pissant
Acura Vigor: Still searching for the 6th cylinder
29 posted on
05/08/2005 9:02:24 AM PDT by
1john2 3and4
(Conservatives rage because the truth isn't told. Liberals rage because it IS.)
To: pissant
I drive an S 10 Blazer and the Wife driver a extended cab Ford Ranger pickup.
30 posted on
05/08/2005 9:07:15 AM PDT by
TMSuchman
(2nd Generation U.S. MARINE, 3rd Generation American & PROUD OF IT!)
To: pissant
What, no mini-vans, no pick up truck? Dang, where do I fit in? Ford F-350 Turbo Diesel Crew Cab Dually for towing my fishing boat. Chrysler Minivan for lugging the rug-rats around.
33 posted on
05/08/2005 9:28:44 AM PDT by
dit_xi
(Fingers and tubes in every orifice (tenet of critical care medicine))
To: pissant
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azzardous driver
34 posted on
05/08/2005 9:31:47 AM PDT by
Professional Engineer
("Republican politican" ~ old North American term meaning eunuck.)
To: pissant
I am amazed the Toyota Prius isn't here.
And it's such an easy target!
What do you say about someone who owns a Prius and a 4-Runner 4WD with 5 on the floor?
35 posted on
05/08/2005 9:33:42 AM PDT by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
To: pissant
Chevrolet Lumina: Well, it was time for a new lease and the Dodge Stratus just wasn't for me Both of those: I'm an undercover or plain clothes cop.
37 posted on
05/08/2005 9:48:55 AM PDT by
Horatio Gates
(If the thought of Hillary as prez doesn't make your skin crawl, it's on too tight.)
To: pissant
Pontiac Fiero: I wanted to challenge my patience and mechanical ability by purchasing a car that needs its engine dropped to change the spark plugs My friend has one of these and put a Cadillac Northstar V8 in it. :D This car flys!
38 posted on
05/08/2005 9:49:32 AM PDT by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: pissant
This is so old it was circulating before the Internet.
It's about 40% dead WRONG, too.
40 posted on
05/08/2005 10:14:36 AM PDT by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: pissant
Hey!
Mine is 10 years old and will run forever...
41 posted on
05/08/2005 10:16:38 AM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.)
To: pissant
Ford Explorer: I'm a yuppie whose meaning of off-roading is setting down my cell phone to negotiate a construction cone What????
To: pissant
Ford Crown Victoria: I get a kick out of pulling up right behind people and watching them slow down to below the speed limit and sweat bullets until I turn off Bwhahahahah. Ain't that true.
There's 2 or 3 unmarked Crown Vics which are owned by the sheriff's department.
To: pissant
According to this, I'm a Yuppie living in the city. That couldn't be farther from the truth. I'm a country girl who actually lives in the country, and I drive a Ford Explorer. When I lived in the city I drove a Porsche and a Corvette, but I was still a country 'bumpkin.' LOL :)
72 posted on
05/08/2005 10:58:22 AM PDT by
NRA2BFree
(Hosea 4:6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge ..)
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