[pissant]

Any BMW: I have more money than sense!

[cripplecreek]

F150 here.

I like big truck and I cannot lie.

Them otha brothas can't deny.

[MikefromOhio]

why no Dodge Vipers?

I love going so fast that if I wreck they will find blood but no brains?

I have a Chysler Concorde...I wonder where that one falls....

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Saab: Handles better than my Ferrari.

[Poser]

1948 Harley Davidson FL Panhead

"I am an expert with duct tape and wire and feel a need to mark my territory whenever I park."

[BenLurkin]

Mitsubishi Eclipse: I bought it because car with a spoiler this size has got to be the end-all, be-all of contemporary sports cars

The Eclipse is a quick car BUT the spoiler makes it impossible to seen traffic behind you -- in particur you can't see the cops until it is too late!

[Gone_Postal]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in

front of the office, ready to show it off to his

colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too

close to the curb, and completely tore off the

driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately

grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more

than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before

the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer

started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he

had just picked up the day before, was now completely

ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the

body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the

cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't

believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you

neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "My Gosh, don't you even realize that

your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the

truck hit you!!!"

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

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"My Rolex!"

[LibKill]

Nothing says, "I am impotent." like a KIA. Any model.

For the record, I drive a Chevy pickup.

[Horatio Gates]

Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet

Or, please steal my car

[1john2 3and4]

Acura Vigor: Still searching for the 6th cylinder

[TMSuchman]

I drive an S 10 Blazer and the Wife driver a extended cab Ford Ranger pickup.

[dit_xi]

What, no mini-vans, no pick up truck? Dang, where do I fit in? Ford F-350 Turbo Diesel Crew Cab Dually for towing my fishing boat. Chrysler Minivan for lugging the rug-rats around.

[Professional Engineer]

azzardous driver

[Publius6961]

I am amazed the Toyota Prius isn't here.
And it's such an easy target!

What do you say about someone who owns a Prius and a 4-Runner 4WD with 5 on the floor?

[Horatio Gates]

Chevrolet Lumina: Well, it was time for a new lease and the Dodge Stratus just wasn't for me

Both of those: I'm an undercover or plain clothes cop.

[Echo Talon]

Pontiac Fiero: I wanted to challenge my patience and mechanical ability by purchasing a car that needs its engine dropped to change the spark plugs

My friend has one of these and put a Cadillac Northstar V8 in it. :D This car flys!

[Spktyr]

This is so old it was circulating before the Internet.
It's about 40% dead WRONG, too.

[Dashing Dasher]

Hey!

Mine is 10 years old and will run forever...

[Dan from Michigan]

Ford Explorer: I'm a yuppie whose meaning of off-roading is setting down my cell phone to negotiate a construction cone

What????

[Dan from Michigan]

Ford Crown Victoria: I get a kick out of pulling up right behind people and watching them slow down to below the speed limit and sweat bullets until I turn off

Bwhahahahah. Ain't that true.

There's 2 or 3 unmarked Crown Vics which are owned by the sheriff's department.

[NRA2BFree]

According to this, I'm a Yuppie living in the city. That couldn't be farther from the truth. I'm a country girl who actually lives in the country, and I drive a Ford Explorer. When I lived in the city I drove a Porsche and a Corvette, but I was still a country 'bumpkin.' LOL :)