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To: pissant

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in

front of the office, ready to show it off to his

colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too

close to the curb, and completely tore off the

driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately

grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more

than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before

the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer

started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he

had just picked up the day before, was now completely

ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the

body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the

cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't

believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you

neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "My Gosh, don't you even realize that

your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the

truck hit you!!!"

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

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"My Rolex!"


20 posted on 05/08/2005 8:34:22 AM PDT by Gone_Postal (government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take it away)
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To: Gone_Postal

The stroy would have been better had the truck taken out the lawyer and left the car intact! ;o)


24 posted on 05/08/2005 8:39:27 AM PDT by pissant (Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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