A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in
front of the office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too
close to the curb, and completely tore off the
driver's door of the Lexus. The counselor immediately
grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more
than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before
the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he
had just picked up the day before, was now completely
ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My Gosh, don't you even realize that
your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the
truck hit you!!!"
"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
(scroll down for the punch line)
"My Rolex!"
The stroy would have been better had the truck taken out the lawyer and left the car intact! ;o)