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11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)

Posted on 03/28/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

~ Saddam Hussein, 2003


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1 posted on 03/28/2005 10:47:01 AM PST by TXBSAFH
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To: TXBSAFH

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Snort!


2 posted on 03/28/2005 10:48:16 AM PST by tiredoflaundry (My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
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To: TXBSAFH; TheBigB

Ping the Reptiles please.


3 posted on 03/28/2005 10:49:49 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: TXBSAFH

That was great. lol


4 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:02 AM PST by Idisarthur
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To: TXBSAFH

LOL!


5 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:02 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: TXBSAFH

12. But the !@#%^&*! exit polls said Kerry was winning big

-- Numerous Democrats 11/2/04


6 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:31 AM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: TXBSAFH

Pretty f&%(&#&g funny!


7 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:43 AM PST by George Smiley (This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
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To: TXBSAFH
I still liked it when Cheney used it best.
8 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:58 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TXBSAFH

err...Breaking News?


9 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:58 AM PST by JennysCool (Terri may not be a persistent vegetable, but Michael is most certainly a persistent animal.)
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To: SittinYonder

funny ping


10 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:21 AM PST by eyespysomething (It starts off as a drum circle, next thing you know you've got a college.)
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To: TXBSAFH

I needed the laugh today, funny stuff!


11 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:31 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (Christ the Lord is Risen! He is Risen Indeed, Alleluia!)
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To: TXBSAFH

"Et tu, Brute? What the @%#*?"

~ Caesar


12 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:31 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


13 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:40 AM PST by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: TXBSAFH

Yup, we needed that all right! :o)


14 posted on 03/28/2005 10:52:13 AM PST by P-Chan Penny (I wouldn't be caught dead voting for a Democrat... unless I died in King County.)
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To: JennysCool

Cheney to Leahy:

"Go *&#% yourself!"


15 posted on 03/28/2005 10:52:21 AM PST by swordfish71 (There is no storm like the PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!)
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To: TXBSAFH

12) I @!#$ing drank what? - Socrates, 399 BC


16 posted on 03/28/2005 10:53:04 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH

What do you mean we're f'in sinking?

17 posted on 03/28/2005 10:55:08 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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13. Hey!! Where's my f*!@#&^ money??

-- Advertisers, station managers and employees affiliated with Air America
18 posted on 03/28/2005 10:55:58 AM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: TXBSAFH
Is this the reason they made my leave school when I wore a "Simon Says Go F*ck Yourself" T-Shirt?
19 posted on 03/28/2005 11:03:53 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: kevkrom

14) "What do you mean 'he @!#$ing un-conceded'?" - George W. Bush, 2000


20 posted on 03/28/2005 11:03:55 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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