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11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)
Posted on 03/28/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
~ Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
~ Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
~ Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
~ Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
~ Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
~ Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
~ Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
~ Saddam Hussein, 2003
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:47:01 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
To: TXBSAFH
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Snort!
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:48:16 AM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
To: TXBSAFH; TheBigB
Ping the Reptiles please.
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:49:49 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: TXBSAFH
To: TXBSAFH
To: TXBSAFH
12. But the !@#%^&*! exit polls said Kerry was winning big
-- Numerous Democrats 11/2/04
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:50:31 AM PST
by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: TXBSAFH
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:50:43 AM PST
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: TXBSAFH
I still liked it when Cheney used it best.
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:50:58 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: TXBSAFH
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:50:58 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(Terri may not be a persistent vegetable, but Michael is most certainly a persistent animal.)
To: SittinYonder
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:51:21 AM PST
by
eyespysomething
(It starts off as a drum circle, next thing you know you've got a college.)
To: TXBSAFH
I needed the laugh today, funny stuff!
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:51:31 AM PST
by
WV Mountain Mama
(Christ the Lord is Risen! He is Risen Indeed, Alleluia!)
To: TXBSAFH
"Et tu, Brute? What the @%#*?"
~ Caesar
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:51:31 AM PST
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: Darth Reagan
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:51:40 AM PST
by
marblehead17
(I love it when a plan comes together.)
To: TXBSAFH
Yup, we needed that all right! :o)
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:52:13 AM PST
by
P-Chan Penny
(I wouldn't be caught dead voting for a Democrat... unless I died in King County.)
To: JennysCool
Cheney to Leahy:
"Go *&#% yourself!"
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:52:21 AM PST
by
swordfish71
(There is no storm like the PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!)
To: TXBSAFH
12) I @!#$ing drank what? - Socrates, 399 BC
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:53:04 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: TXBSAFH
What do you mean we're f'in sinking?
To: qam1
13. Hey!! Where's my f*!@#&^ money??
-- Advertisers, station managers and employees affiliated with Air America
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posted on
03/28/2005 10:55:58 AM PST
by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: TXBSAFH
Is this the reason they made my leave school when I wore a "Simon Says Go F*ck Yourself" T-Shirt?
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posted on
03/28/2005 11:03:53 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: kevkrom
14) "What do you mean 'he @!#$ing un-conceded'?" - George W. Bush, 2000
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posted on
03/28/2005 11:03:55 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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