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The Best Quotes From South Park
Right Wing News ^ | John Hawkins

Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans

Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, "South Park Republicans." That article got a lot of attention -- including some from me. I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes. But if you're a South Park fan -- you're going to like what you see. Read and enjoy...

"There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**. Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? You've never been to the rainforest before. Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go f*** yourselves! Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay!" -- Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"

"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman

"The President responded to the situation by saying "Screw those commie b@stards and screw their wussy space station." -- Newscaster


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: quotes; southpark; southparkrepublicans
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To: acad1228

Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.


141 posted on 03/17/2005 1:10:30 PM PST by Feiny (Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!)
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To: The SISU kid

John Edwards: But, I'm a psychic.
Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believed dead people talk to me?
Stan: Then, you're a stupid douche.


142 posted on 03/17/2005 1:11:33 PM PST by Feiny (Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!)
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To: KevinDavis

Kyle: Hey, Mole! Be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is fucked up!


143 posted on 03/17/2005 1:11:49 PM PST by Feiny (Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Sounds like Reiner.


144 posted on 03/17/2005 1:12:03 PM PST by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Phantom Lord

The Underpants Gnomes Business Plan:

Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!


145 posted on 03/17/2005 1:13:18 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans

Cartman: ...It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.


146 posted on 03/17/2005 1:15:50 PM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans

Argh!!! Should have taped it... any idea when they replay that particular episode? I know South Park is on frequently but I'm not sure when the various repeats are.


147 posted on 03/17/2005 1:22:09 PM PST by Spyder
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To: EveningStar

Jimmie: Stan says you're a cont...Stan says you're a cont...
Wendy: F off!(walks away)
Jimmie: Stan says you're a continuous source of inspiration to him.
My all time favorite:)


148 posted on 03/17/2005 1:23:05 PM PST by bubbleb
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To: Spyder

8PM tonight Alaska Time , 9PM Pacific
Also tomorrow night at 8 (AT) 9 (PT)


149 posted on 03/17/2005 1:34:25 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: Spyder

Tonight, at 10PM, EST, I believe. I know Sunday at 11PM too, usually repeats the "new" epi.


150 posted on 03/17/2005 1:37:14 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: tallhappy

You calling me a liberal?!?!

I've been on this forum for six years now, and that is the first time I've ever been called a liberal. All for simply for enjoying a cartoon that loves to poke fun at the left.

In the immortal words of Cartman, "Well screw you!" ;^)


151 posted on 03/17/2005 1:39:00 PM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Ted Kennedy: Boldly driving a '68 Olds where no '68 Olds had gone before)
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans
John Edward: Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody. I give people closure and help them cope with life.

Stan: No, you give them false hope and a belief in something that isn't real

John Edward: But I'm a psychic

Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.

John Edward: I'm not a douche! What if I really believe dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

152 posted on 03/17/2005 1:47:41 PM PST by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: Spyder; All

South Park - "Weight Gain 4000"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 06:30pm PST

• South Park - "Weight Gain 4000"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 06:30pm PST

• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 07:00pm PST

• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 07:00pm PST

• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 09:00pm PST

• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Thu Mar 17 09:00pm PST

• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Fri Mar 18 09:00pm PST

• South Park - "Die Hippie, Die"
COMEDY, Fri Mar 18 09:00pm PST

• South Park - "Simpsons Already Did It"
COMEDY, Tue Mar 22 06:30pm PST

• South Park - "Simpsons Already Did It"
COMEDY, Tue Mar 22 06:30pm PST

• South Park - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
COMEDY, Wed Mar 23 06:30pm PST

• South Park - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
COMEDY, Wed Mar 23 06:30pm PST


153 posted on 03/17/2005 1:49:57 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: feinswinesuksass

Damn! Wish I'd read your post before I posted mine!


154 posted on 03/17/2005 1:51:09 PM PST by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: hattend

hMMM, SORRY, DIDN'T NOTICE IT HAD 2 OF THE SAME FOR EVERY EPISODE, SO THE PREVIOUS POST ONLY HAS 6 EPISODES INSTEAD OF 12.

Stupid Yahoo search grrrr.


155 posted on 03/17/2005 1:52:32 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: hattend

No biggie. The "Armeggedon" takeoff on the hippie concert was priceless, and well worth seeing again.


156 posted on 03/17/2005 1:56:58 PM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Ted Kennedy: Boldly driving a '68 Olds where no '68 Olds had gone before)
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To: feinswinesuksass
Indian Casino Owner: Halt. I am afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floor.

Cartman: I'm not a miner, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand?!

157 posted on 03/17/2005 2:09:03 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
I've been on this forum for six years now, and that is the first time I've ever been called a liberal. All for simply for enjoying a cartoon that loves to poke fun at the left.

I've been called a liberal/troll only a couple of times myself. Ironically, once was by O.C., who managed to call me both in the same conversation.

Life is good.

158 posted on 03/17/2005 2:10:26 PM PST by Egon (Mercifully unscathed by the ravages of intelligence.)
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To: Egon

A lot of the South Park Republicans on here think O.C. was actually Parker or Stone lurking, but I think it was Mr. Garrison...


159 posted on 03/17/2005 2:16:48 PM PST by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Ted Kennedy: Boldly driving a '68 Olds where no '68 Olds had gone before)
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To: hattend

Awesome! Thanks. It's on at 8:00 here tonight (we get the California feed) so I'll grab it then.


160 posted on 03/17/2005 2:21:34 PM PST by Spyder
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