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Clerk assaulted with sausage
Herald Sun (North Carolina) ^
| 2-21-2005
Posted on 02/21/2005 6:07:27 PM PST by Cagey
CHAPEL HILL -- A woman attacked a convenience store clerk with a sausage Thursday morning after she was unable to use the store's outdoor vacuum cleaner for her car.
The 34-year-old clerk at Buy & Go, located at 106 Ephesus Church Road, reported that a woman came in the store and said she wanted to use the vacuum cleaner but a car was parked in the way, said Jane Cousins of the Chapel Hill Police Department.
When the clerk told the woman that the car was disabled and could not be moved, she picked up a Big Mama Pickled Sausage from the counter and threw it at the clerk.
The sausage hit the clerk in the face, Cousins said. The clerk retreated to the back room of the store, and the woman left, police reported.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:07:27 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Cagey
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:10:25 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
To: Cagey
ROFLMAO!!
I'm sorry the way this was written it's hard to tell if the sausage acted under it's own power..
I'll admit when I read the headline I wondered if Bubba was back in town.. :)
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:11:08 PM PST
by
JesseJane
(Don't Fear the FReeper!)
To: Cagey
When you outlaw sausages...nevermind.
To: Cagey
Clerk assaulted with sausage Sheesh...Not another Clinton scandal.....
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:13:29 PM PST
by
Onelifetogive
(* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
To: Cagey
Chapel Hill, eh? Evidently this is what now passes for good manners in the Blue Zones.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:14:00 PM PST
by
madprof98
To: Free and Armed
some one needs to have a frank discussion with the lady.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:14:07 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
To: llevrok
You don't mess with people packing meat.
To: Cagey
They waste police time with this sort of thing?
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:16:46 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Cagey
a Big Mama Pickled Sausage Which despite the name is not very big. IIRC they are made from "Beef lips and other beef products."
Not for human consumption.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:16:51 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: Happygal
Well, yeah. It is assault.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:18:33 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: Cagey
I always keep an extra sausage handy to fight off any vegans.
To: Cagey
LOL there is so much wrong with that story, I'm still laughing!
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:19:37 PM PST
by
exnavy
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
An assault? I'd call it an embarrassing incident.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:22:08 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Happygal
Only if they don't decide to come back with their boyfriend and have him beat the crap out of you.
Work in gas stations, meet weirdos.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:24:26 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: Happygal
These things are killers, you know. I think you'd need more than a few pints to wash em down.
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posted on
02/21/2005 6:39:00 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Cagey; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
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posted on
02/21/2005 7:13:11 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(He is that or so a crack sausage.)
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
VEerrry Funny. You are quick!
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posted on
02/21/2005 7:26:28 PM PST
by
CitizenM
("...pacifism is one of the greatest allies an aggressor can have!" -Patrick Henry)
To: Question Liberal Authority
The Employee Strikes Back
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posted on
02/21/2005 7:29:01 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(When Sausages Attack: The Randall Simon Story)
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