Nooooooo! Auntie!
Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB
There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!"
Whatever you want. :)
I concur!!
You are quickly becoming one of my favorite posters!
I stopped by Wal-mart to pick up a few things and went to the express checkout. I was fourth in line.
The first in line was a lady who waited until her order was rung up before searching through her enormous purse for her check book. After finding it, she resumed searching for a pen, ignoring the pen offered by the clerk. After taking at least five minutes to write the check, she gave it to the clerk and returned the check book to her purse. The clerk asked her for ID and the searching resumed. After rooting around in her bottomless purse for a while she found her wallet. Then the searching continued through her wallet until she found her driver's license. The whole process took at least 10 minutes.
The second person in line was a man and he was paying by credit card. After his order was rung up he proceeded to swipe his credit card through the reader. Nothing happened. He did it again. Nothing. He turned the card around and swiped it with vigor, and ripped the reader right off the bracket. It was hanging by the wires. It took the clerk about five minutes to reattach the reader to the bracket and she swipped the card. Transaction finally complete.
The third person in line was an old woman. She had just one item and a ten dollar bill in her hand. Finally, I thought. This will be fast. How wrong I was. The clerk gave her the total and she said, "Oh, I have the correct change." Into her pocket book she rooted until she found her wallet. In the wallet went the ten dollar bill, out came a few ones. Back into the pocket book went the wallet and after a few minutes of rooting out came a small change purse. I stood there fuming while she counted out penny after penny, one by one.
Finally, after waiting in the express lane for thirty minutes, with only 3 people in front of me, I reached the cash register.
I once saw a 108 year old man who said his secret to long like is drinking and smoking - and he had a bottle and a butt in his hands as he spoke.
Sorry, I've been up for almost 24 hours and my already poor judgement is shot, but I'm having fun.
LOL!!! Thanks Chieftain for the alert.
stitch an extra piece of leather onto the outfit to cover the ... curvy bottom
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Ha! That miiiiight have been true once upon a time (more likely.......fat a$$, maybe...)
But, curvy bottom -- now ? LOL!
Pancake bottom is more like it! LOL!! Thanks for the fanny ping and a good laugh!
Attitude is 80% of the battle. Doing things that make you happy help you lead a full life.
secret to long like is drinking and smoking <--I've been in long like with my wife, because I keep drinking, if I drink alot, I hold her butt in my hands too.
I have poor judgement all the time.
sometime if she drinks too, I stune her beebers.
YIKES! I'M SITTING IN MY OWN URINE!
I added a keyword for you too! ; )
That is better than sitting in someone else's.
wHY YOU i OUGHTA
Nooooooo! Auntie!
Dial-up modem? Me too. Sometimes it takes a while.
What is that laying on the ground in front of the Stuned Beeber?
New math
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