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**Official Friday Silliness Thread**
11/19/04
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Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB
There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!"
Whatever you want. :)
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
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To: P-Marlowe
That literally made me laugh out loud!!
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:54:15 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(I heart Tony Snow)
To: TheBigB
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my
friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll
see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the
joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant, my friend, why
do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the
pretty forest. You'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them,
looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with
the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to
shoot up."Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come
running with us through the sunny forest. You will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to beat the heck out of the
little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him
and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little jerk makes me run around the forest like an
idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
122
posted on
11/19/2004 12:54:25 PM PST
by
Psycho_Bunny
(“I know a great deal about the Middle East because I’ve been raising Arabian horses" Patrick Swazey)
To: annyokie
5. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly.At least this one applies to me!
123
posted on
11/19/2004 12:55:09 PM PST
by
Don Carlos
(Me cache en los Moros. Ancient Spanish curse. (Hate-speech since Spain's concession to terrorism)).)
To: No Blue States
124
posted on
11/19/2004 12:55:12 PM PST
by
BureaucratusMaximus
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" - Hillary Clinton)
To: flutters
You can't fool me. I may be blonde, but I already know I don't do well on testes.....
To: Delbert
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
Nominated for "Best November Post."
126
posted on
11/19/2004 12:55:46 PM PST
by
Socratic
(More matters than oneself.)
To: OXENinFLA
I'll copy that to my Jimmy Cater file.
127
posted on
11/19/2004 12:56:05 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: rabidralph; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; ...
A U.S. Marine scout sniper scans for insurgents in the streets and buildings along the edge of Fallujah, Iraq, during the first hours of Operation al Fajr (New Dawn) on Nov. 8, 2004. The Marine is assigned to Headquarters Company, 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division. DoD photo by Lance Cpl. James J. Vooris, U.S. Marine Corps. (Released)"Just a little more to the left.........."
have a good weekend Y'all
To: kralcmot
I thought it was the Virgin Greta Garbo Sandwich.
To: Arrowhead1952
130
posted on
11/19/2004 12:56:51 PM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Fascists Unhappy Concerning Kerry's Election Defeat.)
To: BureaucratusMaximus
UNNNGH!
Goodbye Tom Daschle...
To: TheBigB
STOP THE WORLD!
i gotta take a crap.
To: All
I'm running for President in 08.. A Blackhawk Helicopter for everyone!!!
133
posted on
11/19/2004 12:57:44 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
To: Don Carlos
134
posted on
11/19/2004 12:57:55 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: Cyclone59
10. We men, don't like our privates Like hell you don't! ; )
135
posted on
11/19/2004 12:58:02 PM PST
by
annyokie
(If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
To: dubyaismypresident
Correct. Did we resolve this several times already!
136
posted on
11/19/2004 12:58:07 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: Constitution Day
Hopkin will not be mocked.... set your affairs in order....
To: Tax-chick
Yikes! See you when you get back!
138
posted on
11/19/2004 12:58:41 PM PST
by
annyokie
(If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
To: sionnsar
That's 1311 pages...give me a few minutes to read the posts.
To: airborne
From now on I'm ignoring this thread.
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