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The Daisy Offensive, Fighting Back - Vanity
olde north church
Posted on 03/05/2004 8:13:11 AM PST by olde north church
Don't just sit there and fume:
1. Find out name and address (business is preferable) of public figure who is Hell bent on the destruction of American society.
2. Go into local flower shop and order one dozen pink carnations
3. Address card to figure with appropriate message, i.e. "Last night was wonderful, kisses, Dirk"
4. Pay in cash, use assumed name i.e.:Wade Roe, Sandy Beach, etc.
5. Let FTD do the rest.
Comments: Daisies are inexpensive. Flowers take up more time and effort to arrange than the token "tea bag". Synchrnonized efforts might be a good idea. Choose recipient each day, etc.
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To: olde north church
Carnations, Daisies - any inexpensive flower will do.
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:14:31 AM PST
by
olde north church
(<a href="http://www.howardstern.com">Loser DJ</a>)
To: olde north church
Florists are great on privacy, too. I once wanted to find out some info on a guy I suspected was my teen daughter's internet boyfriend. When he sent her flowers I called the florist to get info. They said I would need a subpoena. When the florist heard my story, she said she would HIGHLY RECOMMEND that I go immediately and get the subpoena,(they aren't that expensive or hard to get, she said, as if she had recommended this course of action before) but she couldn't reveal info. (Instead, I straightened things out with the daughter.)
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:19:47 AM PST
by
jwalburg
(We CAN Question their Patriotism!)
To: olde north church
The cheaper the better...preferably wilted!
To: olde north church; Aeronaut; ALOHA RONNIE; AnAmericanMother; aomagrat; Aquamarine; AuntB; ...
Way cool idea PING.
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:01:54 PM PST
by
Johnny Gage
(What was the best thing before "sliced" bread?)
To: Johnny Gage
This is too funny! Hmmmm.. I wonder what Dick Gephardt's addy is?? I'm sure he's got a local one! LOL!
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:04:56 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
To: olde north church
4. Pay in cash, use assumed name i.e.:Wade Roe, Sandy Beach, etc.I like "Dr. Dean Howard."
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:06:45 PM PST
by
Aeronaut
(Peace: in international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.)
To: Johnny Gage; olde north church
LOL! I like it.
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:10:10 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(Wedding: A funeral where you get to smell your own flowers.)
To: Johnny Gage
BTTT!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:24:52 PM PST
by
E.G.C.
To: olde north church; Aeronaut; Johnny Gage
I like Sinator Hillary Clinton!!!
:-(
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:39:04 PM PST
by
Soaring Feather
(~ I do Poetry and party among the stars~)
To: All
I have a suggestion for the first honored recipient but I don't know if it would be to obvious.
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posted on
03/05/2004 12:45:58 PM PST
by
olde north church
(<a href="http://www.howardstern.com">Loser DJ</a>)
To: StarCMC
http://www.congress.org/congressorg/dbq/officials/directory/directory.dbq?command=congdir
Will take you to search page with several look up options.
Representative Richard Gephardt
Washington Office:
1236 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-2503
Phone: (202) 225-2671
Fax: (202) 225-7452
Main District Office:
11140 S. Towne Square, #201
St. Louis, MO 63123
Phone: (314) 894-3400
Fax: (314) 845-8675
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:33:02 PM PST
by
Donaeus
(...In spite of all the lies that some may hurl, CHRIST is the only hope of all the world...)
To: Donaeus
Gavin Newsom
Mayor, San Francisco
---------------------- Michael Moore or Al Franken? Howard Stern should simply be marginalized, except for boycotts of his sponsors.
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:35:46 PM PST
by
olde north church
(<a href="http://www.howardstern.com">Loser DJ</a>)
To: Donaeus
I could just hand deliver them! LOL!!
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posted on
03/05/2004 1:37:27 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
To: olde north church
Flowers take up more time and effort to arrange than the token "tea bag". BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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posted on
03/05/2004 5:07:34 PM PST
by
grellis
(Che cosa ha mangiato?)
To: grellis
Should I have said taken up more space in the reception area and more of the security guy's crossword puzzle playing time?
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posted on
03/05/2004 5:41:11 PM PST
by
olde north church
(<a href="http://www.howardstern.com">Loser DJ</a>)
To: olde north church
Those are good choices. I think Stinging Nettles with a side of Stinkbugs would be appropriate for all the anti-2nd Amendment Congresscritters as the carnivorous Venus Flytrap is too expensive.
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posted on
03/05/2004 7:44:13 PM PST
by
Donaeus
(...In spite of all the lies that some may hurl, CHRIST is the only hope of all the world...)
To: StarCMC
I could just hand deliver them! LOL!! LOL! Are you sure you want to be so bold? Besides part of the fun would be to keep them guessing.
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posted on
03/05/2004 7:45:48 PM PST
by
Donaeus
(...In spite of all the lies that some may hurl, CHRIST is the only hope of all the world...)
To: The_Eaglet; Congressman Billybob; King Black Robe; DustyMoment; 4ConservativeJustices
Subtle hint bump
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posted on
03/05/2004 8:43:23 PM PST
by
Valin
(America is the land mine between barbarism and civilization.)
To: Valin
How does one get added to a list?
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posted on
03/05/2004 9:09:37 PM PST
by
olde north church
(<a href="http://www.howardstern.com">Loser DJ</a>)
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