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Morality Test starring Hillary Clinton

Posted on 02/20/2004 3:10:18 PM PST by dubyaweluvya

Here's a dilemma for you.... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately. You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it. Suddenly you see a woman in the water, she is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the woman looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is - it's Senator Hillary Rodam Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her away, forever. You have two options. You can try to save her or you can take the best photo of your life. So -- you can try to save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful women. And here's the question (please give consideration and then an honest answer): Would you select color film, or would you rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: color; funny; hildebeast; hillaryclinton; joke; morality; photographer; test

1 posted on 02/20/2004 3:10:18 PM PST by dubyaweluvya
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To: dubyaweluvya
None of the above

A CNN employee would save HIllary in a heartbeat

2 posted on 02/20/2004 4:09:26 PM PST by Vermonter
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To: dubyaweluvya
The punch line is awesome!!
3 posted on 02/20/2004 4:11:17 PM PST by EggsAckley ({....YES... I AM THE HATED......troll patrol.....(on duty).....})
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To: dubyaweluvya
Someone posted a Hillary joke here a few days ago....went like this=:

Bill Clinton and George Bush are in a Barber Shop getting haircuts, side by side and finishing up at the same time.

Clinton's Barber pulls out the hair tonic and Clinton waves him off, "no, that stuff smells, my wife will think I've been to a whorehouse"

Bush replied, "Barber, I'll take some, my wife's never been inside a whorehouse."
4 posted on 02/20/2004 5:09:41 PM PST by Rebelbase (The gravy train makes unscheduled stops.)
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To: EggsAckley
Black & White ... More drama...
5 posted on 02/21/2004 12:03:24 PM PST by bamafan93
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To: bamafan93
I guess it all depends. If I had an anvil with me, I would drop the camera to throw the anvil!
6 posted on 02/21/2004 2:07:02 PM PST by Rt_wingnut
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To: Rebelbase; dubyaweluvya; Rt_wingnut; EggsAckley; Vermonter
someone posted a Hillary joke

Hillary is Depressed

A New York stockbroker got stuck in some bad traffic on the way home a few months ago. He asked a cop on the beat, what was the holdup. Cop says, "it's Hillary in her motorcade. She stopped and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She's depressed because Bill's running around on her more than ever, Bush upstaged her in Iraq, she's flipped out about Gore and Dean, and the Saddam capture put her over the edge. So we're taking up a collection for her."

The stockbroker asks the cop, "How much have you got so far? The cop replies, "About four and a half gallons, but alot of folks are still siphoning!"

7 posted on 02/21/2004 6:22:30 PM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: dubyaweluvya
Thats a little like the old one:

Passing a lake you see a lawyer and a tax collector are drowning.
You can only save one of them.
Do you
1) Read the paper?
2) Go to lunch?
8 posted on 02/21/2004 8:20:59 PM PST by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: dubyaweluvya
Color film gives the whole picture.

9 posted on 02/22/2004 7:33:39 AM PST by Lady Jag (It's in the bag)
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To: Lady Jag

I'd open both film canisters, load the best in the camera, and toss the empties to Hillary - "They're floatation devices!"


10 posted on 04/05/2005 9:07:38 AM PDT by Dysus
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To: Dysus
I'd open both film canisters, load the best in the camera, and toss the empties to Hillary - "They're floatation devices!"


Whatever

11 posted on 04/05/2005 10:10:30 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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