[Rebelbase]

Someone posted a Hillary joke here a few days ago....went like this=:

Bill Clinton and George Bush are in a Barber Shop getting haircuts, side by side and finishing up at the same time.

Clinton's Barber pulls out the hair tonic and Clinton waves him off, "no, that stuff smells, my wife will think I've been to a whorehouse"

Bush replied, "Barber, I'll take some, my wife's never been inside a whorehouse."

[thesummerwind]

someone posted a Hillary joke

Hillary is Depressed

A New York stockbroker got stuck in some bad traffic on the way home a few months ago. He asked a cop on the beat, what was the holdup. Cop says, "it's Hillary in her motorcade. She stopped and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She's depressed because Bill's running around on her more than ever, Bush upstaged her in Iraq, she's flipped out about Gore and Dean, and the Saddam capture put her over the edge. So we're taking up a collection for her."

The stockbroker asks the cop, "How much have you got so far? The cop replies, "About four and a half gallons, but alot of folks are still siphoning!"