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Posted on 11/18/2003 10:06:36 PM PST by JustAmy
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You're welcomed ! I got that in e-mail yesterday, I think. One timely e-mail !
He who hesitates is probably right.
Success always occurs in private,
and failure in full view.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
No one is listening
until you make a mistake.
The severity of the itch
is proportional to the reach.
The problem with the gene pool is
that there is no lifeguard.
You never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.
Money can't buy love.
But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse
-- it'll be a great trade!
Hell hath no fury like
the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.
99 percent of lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
Bills travel through the mail
at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from pessimists
-- they don't expect it back.
A conscience is what hurts when
all your other parts feel so good.
Those who live by the sword
get shot by those who don't.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like,
you know, night.
Despite the cost of living,
have you noticed how it remains so popular?
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like ... night.
On the other hand, you have more fingers.
Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought.
It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down,
the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked
in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean
would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery
raised its burial cost and blamed it on
the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck,
we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars
in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything. Afterall,
where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people
make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those
who wait are usually the things left
by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that
research causes cancer in rats.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't
matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here,
as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing,
and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
Seen it all,
done it all,
can't remember most of it.
I love this little fly 
see you in the AM with Coffee and Prayer
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