Poetry and Potpourri .... November 12-13, 2003

11-12-2003 | JustAmy, St.Louie1 and Mama_Bear

[JustAmy]

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen.

I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman.

[firewalk]

Thanks for the ping
I liked Laughing Song very much

[fish hawk]

 HUMIDITY  (Maui)

you know it will not rain
although the sky dons
its overcoat
it only hold in heat
basting bodies
there is always hope
for us locals
but the tourist doesn't know
how much we love the rain
he only thinks of his escape
from winter's grasp
he came to see the sun
today he will take note
rain beats humidity
either way....you're wet.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! ...

[JustAmy]

Thanks, BIS

I have to leave for awhile ... hope to see you tomorrow.

[lonestar]

Your schedule makes ME tired!

[lonestar]

I love this joke.

[MEG33]

Thank you for your lovely poems.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Evening everyone.

A Woman Named Karen

There was a woman named Karen,
who really was mean and barren
she had lots of hair,
sticking out everywhere
and a face that would stop a clock too.

Along comes this man named Hue,
with a head like a bowling ball cue.
His stomach is protruded,
his eyes are deluded
and he is as fat as a pig in a pen.

Now he spots this woman named Karen,
who really was mean and barren
His heart starts to pound,
and he spins around
cupid hits him to the roots.

So he says to this woman Karen,
who really was mean and barren
will you be my bride?
To which she replied
o yes, o yes yes, then she cried.

Then he marries this woman named Karen,
who really was mean and barren
a stranger pair you'd not find.
She is obsessed and unkind
They're both scary and so much alike.

-- Author Uk.

[Billie]

LOL! Your best find yet!

[Calpernia]

Goodnight to Potpourri!

[JohnHuang2]

G'nite, friend. Sleep well :-)

[SpookBrat]

Sneaking in to say hello. Shhhhh...don't tell anyone I was here.

Still up working here. I have a lot to do. See you later.

[JustAmy]

Hi Spooky

Show your kids post #98.

[JustAmy]

Night, Cal

[JustAmy]

Hi and Good night, Lonestar.

I went to a basketball game tonight. Wasn't too exciting; it was an exhibition, but it was nice to get out.

See you tomorrow.

[JustAmy]

LOLOL

What a cute poem you found! Thank you for posting it.
Good night, Victoria. Hope to see you again tomorrow.

[JustAmy]

Our new thread is here