Flydubai Hijacking Inspires Call for More Attacks

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 October 2026 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The narrowly averted hijacking of Flydubai Flight FZ1073 from Dubai to Tel Aviv in Israel inspired Al Qaeda to call for more copycat hijackings. A public statement issued by the terrorist organization pointed out that "it has been 25 long years since the 2001 triumph of taking down the twin towers in New York City showed what courage and self-sacrifice could accomplish against the evil American empire. Hamam al-Hammami showed that a single man could have succeeded in crashing a major airline craft. If he had chosen a softer target than a plane carrying so many battle-hardened Israelis he most likely could've killed hundreds of infidels."

"The war Islam began in 622 to convert the world to worship Allah isn't over," the Al Qaeda statement reminded. "Others can imitate the brave al-Hammami. The hundreds of Muslims who are already pilots can get jobs at major airlines looking to diversify their personnel. Those not yet pilots can get flight training or simply impersonate pilots to gain entry into flight cabins, grab the crash axe, and cause enough disruption to crash the plane. Planes carrying infidels not yet converted to Islam are boarding in airports around the world everyday. Opportunities for successful attacks abound."

"Also, as the street riots in France have shown, significant blows can be landed against infidels by jihadis wielding rocks, bottles, and matches" the statement added. "The irresolute governments of Western Europe are soft targets for determined men to attack. They have permitted Muslims to create enclaves that few infidels dare enter. They are unwilling to resist a continuous invasion by unarmed small boats to the shores of their countries. They cravenly pay to house, feed, and care for these invaders. Their fear of death or harm paralyzes them. Their self-indulgent lives make them easy prey for our dedicated fighters. The knights of yore who dared to fight us are no more."

In related news, John Cleese, noted member of the famous "Monty Python" comedy group, is being investigated by the United Kingdom government for publicly criticizing some of the more offensive practices of Islam including female genital mutilation, wife-beating, and honor killings. A spokesman for the government admitted that "a lot of Muslims are offended by some of Cleese's comments and demand that he be punished under our anti-hate speech law. If he were not so well known we'd have already done that. But his notoriety could make any effort to punish him cause more trouble than its worth."

---

TOPICS: History; Military/Veterans; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: cleese; france; islam; satire

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Here is a no satire statement. The attitude of islamists demands that they be completely wiped out, every man woman and child of that religion/culture/governmental system. They’re bringing it on themselves.

[PeterPrinciple]

sounds like we better appease them, have they send a bill for tribute?

[MeanWestTexan]

Know them by their fruits.

The fruits of islam and their fake “god” allah is proof it is a false religion.