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Biden Slams "Reckless" & "Cruel" BBB [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 July 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/05/2025 11:02:31 AM PDT by John Semmens

The enactment of President Trump's Big, Beautiful Bill (BBB) earned sharp criticism from former President Joe Biden who lamented "all the damn hard work I did will be undone. Trump and his congressional lackeys have doomed the future I had envisioned for America. This is not only reckless — it's cruel."

"First and worst, it funds an effort to deport the millions of folks I invited to come to America during my presidency," Biden complained. "We need more immigrants to produce the children that natural born citizens refuse to birth. As we saw when I was president these newcomers stimulated our economy by consuming the goods and services that boosted employment for those who worked in the hotels where we housed them, the farms and markets that fed them, the hospitals and doctors who treated them, the police who arrested many of them, and so forth. The loss of this stimulus to the economy will be massive."

"Second, it lowers the taxes needed to achieve a more equitable distribution of the nation's wealth," Biden asserted. "We had 47% of our population paying zero income taxes. We were on the cusp of turning the country into one where a majority could've been free of this burden, but the BBB will make more of the able-bodied on welfare have to work up to 80 hours a month in order to continue to receive benefits. I thought this type of servitude was outlawed by the 13th Amendment. We are now moving even further away from the optimum equity where the top 1% of earners pay all the taxes."

"Third, the BBB undoes many of the government regulations needed to guide individuals and businesses to make the appropriate choices in how they conduct themselves," Biden pointed out. "Regulations banning non-electric vehicles will be scrapped. Subsidies for wind and solar power will be reduced. Permits for oil and mineral exploration will be increased. Anarchy and individualism will supplant governance by experts. I fear that chaos and death will sweep over the land."

In related news, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) revealed widespread abuse and neglect suffered by unaccompanied minors who illegally entered the United States during the Biden Administration. This included instances of forced labor, sexual abuse, and placement with adults convicted of serious crimes. A spokesperson for Biden suggested that "it could be argued that a ready supply of immigrant minors to exploit may have spared more citizen minors from being victimized by pedophiles and psychopaths."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: bidencrimefamily; deplorables; illegals; minors; regulations; satire; semifascistmaga; taxes

1 posted on 07/05/2025 11:02:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Would somebody please drive an ice cream truck down his street?


2 posted on 07/05/2025 11:05:00 AM PDT by txeagle
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To: John Semmens

and then filled his diaper and sniffed a child.


3 posted on 07/05/2025 11:06:45 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (All she is, is cackles in the wind.)
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To: John Semmens

Good timing there JB. Or auto pen


4 posted on 07/05/2025 11:08:51 AM PDT by stanne (Because they were mesmerized by Obama, the man for whom this was named, whose name they left out of )
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To: John Semmens

Yup, the better business bureau has no business doing this to billion of, uh, those things.


5 posted on 07/05/2025 11:10:06 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: John Semmens

Biden brought 20 million freeloading foreigners here to parasite off the American people. The treasonous POS can KMA. He never was an American or a president.


6 posted on 07/05/2025 11:12:11 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Correction! America is a nation of LEGAL IMMIGRANTS! All of mine came here legally. No free stuff.)
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To: John Semmens

If President Trump was as heartless as you say your ass would be in prison.


7 posted on 07/05/2025 11:15:04 AM PDT by Kahuna
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To: John Semmens

Who? I don’t know who wrote that, but I sure know it wasn’t Biden.


8 posted on 07/05/2025 11:15:05 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: John Semmens

Joe Biden’s slamming days were over a long time ago.


9 posted on 07/05/2025 11:19:42 AM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass)
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To: John Semmens
Joe and Jill were in a PERPETUAL STATE OF BEING BLACKMAILED! Why did Biden allow the DEEP STATE GLOBAL CABAL to STEAL his presidency away from him ALONG WITH THE AUTOPEN?

Because THEY TOLD HIM THAT IF HE DIDN'T, JOE, JILL, HUNTER AND OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS WOULD BE THROWN IN PRISON FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES for their shell company and MONEY-LAUNDERING CRIMES, that's why!

President Biden was BLACKMAILED into FORFEITING HIS PRESIDENCY and this needs to be FULLY INVESTIGATED AND PROSECUTED. START WITH OBAMA.

10 posted on 07/05/2025 11:30:26 AM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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I wonder how many takes were needed to get Biden to sound coherent? I thought he would be in a memory care facility by now. Jill must be trying squeeze the last nickel from Joe making public appearances before he assumes room temperature or is simply catatonic.


11 posted on 07/05/2025 11:52:51 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: John Semmens

12 posted on 07/05/2025 11:57:24 AM PDT by gundog (The ends justify the mean tweets. )
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To: Kahuna; enumerated
“… Biden slams…”

Biden should be slammed into the geriatric wing of the DC Alzheimer’s ward - behind sturdy bars.
If there was any justice left in the world.
Okay, I’m holding my breath, tell me when to breath - starting NOW.

13 posted on 07/05/2025 12:02:43 PM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: John Semmens

GOP Congressional leader to Trump: “Did you see the news? Biden’s trashing the new law now. We’ve had it. We didn’t bargain for the big guns taking us down. I mean, Biden himself.”


14 posted on 07/05/2025 12:09:03 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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“all the damn hard work I did will be undone”

You mean sleeping at the beach and otherwise being on other vacations 40% on your four year term as President?


15 posted on 07/05/2025 1:08:50 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (In a way ge is right as)
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To: antidemoncrat

Well, he was correct if you parse that sentence down to “damn work”.


16 posted on 07/05/2025 1:50:15 PM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: John Semmens

We’ve got a lot of them here. When it gets hot, the ice cream machines all break down. It’s amazing how that works.


17 posted on 07/05/2025 1:57:46 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Correction! America is a nation of LEGAL IMMIGRANTS! All of mine came here legally. No free stuff.)
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To: John Semmens

Couldn’t have possibly have been written by Slow Joe. He’s limping along with only 2 functioning brain cells that can only put together short phases let alone whole sentences. Either AI or Demoncrat slugs.


18 posted on 07/05/2025 2:46:42 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

So if we are to believe the story, Biden would habe to have read the bill. I think your 2 functioning brain cells you give Biden might be a high estimate.


19 posted on 07/05/2025 3:17:45 PM PDT by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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To: John Semmens

November 20, 1942- A day that will live in infamy.


20 posted on 07/06/2025 7:29:11 PM PDT by matthew fuller (November 20, 1942- A day that will live in infamy.)
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