Posted on 02/12/2025 10:14:27 PM PST by algore
To Elon, or whomever it may concern:
I would like to apply for a Doge Job.
While I do not really need a job because of all my carbon credit residuals, I have always really only wanted to help you plebes.
Besides it seems like could be fun having payback and getting rid of unnecessary govt spending/funding at the same time.
Dan Quayle and I agreed on a lot of things both on and off the tennis court, and I we both believe I would have been far better for the country than Georgy, but he had lots of Deep connections.
It was given an easy choice when I heard the voice came from the burning tree in my front yard telling me my name was Chad.
Y'all talk about stolen elections and yes I believe in that it can and has happened cause I have seen it personally.
In any case I can do maths, and know about auditing bookends, but also have lots of political savvy. I really want to reinvent my Green self and turn over a new leaf while trying to build my legacy.
Everyone knows the Dem party did me very wrong, and it left me in a bad place, but I am no longer afraid of that old woman or the faustian bargain I made under duress
Like Bill Nye I am tired of pretending to know about science and stuff, and unlike him I am familiar with accounting of all kinds.
I would have to work remote, but would be open to traveling a few times a week to inspire funny faces on the agencies we visit.
PM me if I can help.
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I hope it works out for you. You could call yourself “Tiny Testicles “.
To become a doge, dude, you have to have been selected by a committee of the Great Council of Venice sometime between 698 and 1797 A.D.
Dang it! Missed it by 1 lousy year!
You have to solve one of the impossible math questions, like Big Balls did.
HOW TO APPLY FOR A POSITION AT ELON MUSK’S DOGE:
ELIGIBILITY AND APPLICATION PROCESS
According to the latest report, here’s what candidates need to know to apply for a role with Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE):
1. Full-Time, In-Office Requirement: Applicants must acknowledge that the position is full-time and requires working in the office, located in Washington, DC.
2. Citizenship Requirement: Only US citizens are eligible to apply.
3. Contact Information: Candidates must provide their contact details.
4. Resume Submission: Applicants need to upload a current resume.
5. Highlight Exceptional Abilities: Candidates should submit up to three bullet points outlining their key skills and exceptional abilities relevant to the position.
THE EXECUTIVE ORDER AND DOGE’S ROLE
This initiative follows the signing of an executive order by President Trump, which rebranded the US Digital Service (USDS) into the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). The USDS, a former technology think tank within the President’s Executive Office, has now been tasked with streamlining federal operations and ensuring more effective government functioning.
The DOGE Service will have its headquarters in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, part of the White House complex. The order also outlined that each federal agency will have its own DOGE team, comprising at least four members, to ensure the program’s implementation and execution across the entire federal structure. GOVERNMENT REFORM
DOGE’s mission is clear: to reduce inefficiencies, prevent wasteful spending, and tackle fraud and abuse within government operations. By recruiting highly skilled professionals in technology and administration, DOGE plans to leverage modern tech and innovation to bring about much-needed reform in federal agencies.
Elon Musk, known for his leadership in tech innovation and efficiency at companies like Tesla and SpaceX, brings a unique perspective to the government efficiency effort. His involvement in DOGE reflects his ongoing commitment to solving complex, large-scale problems through technology-driven solutions.
LEGAL CHALLENGES TO DOGE’S CREATION
Despite the enthusiasm around DOGE’s mission, the initiative has not been without controversy. A union representing hundreds of thousands of federal employees filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration on January 20, arguing that DOGE violates a 1972 US law. The lawsuit contends that DOGE’s structure could bypass necessary checks on conflicts of interest, ideological balance, and transparency for groups with direct access to the White House.
This legal challenge adds a layer of complexity to DOGE’s operations as it begins its ambitious mission. However, the department remains focused on its goal of bringing world-class talent into the federal government, ensuring that its mission to streamline operations and reduce waste remains at the forefront.
As DOGE begins its hiring process and sets the stage for government-wide efficiency reforms, it is clear that this new initiative could be a transformative step in modernising how federal agencies operate. With Elon Musk’s leadership and a team of skilled professionals, DOGE has the potential to lead the charge in reshaping the US government for the future.
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Funny! Thanks for posting
Forget THAT. How do anyone get on that USAID gravey train in the first place!
Everyone but me, by golly!!!
“ I hope it works out for you. You could call yourself “Tiny Testicles “.
Whoopee, ti-yi-yo, git along, little dogies!!
I have four (count 'em four) pellet indentations where I was struck in the buttocks (like Forrest Gump no less!) while lifting a few melons from a farmers watermelon patch. So, I should be a cinch.
Mebbe you could figure out why the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Nice t-shirt 👕😀😃😄!!!
How do I recommend areas for DOGE to investigate (anonymous of course).
My dealings with some areas make me know that some areas need a serious azz whooping.
I want that shirt...
You don’t apply to be a DOGE Dude. You are sought out because the team needs you. And, while we are friends on Free Republic, I have to be honest and tell you the qualifications you laid out are quite light versus what they need. Sorry, bro.
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