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"Special Relationship" Endangered [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Jan 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/11/2025 11:54:53 AM PST by John Semmens

The historic "special relationship" between the United States and the United Kingdom is being threatened by Elon Musk's open criticism of the UK government's toleration of "Asian grooming gangs." The scandal has been underway for decades as Muslims have been treating infidel youngsters as the sex slaves the Quran says they should be. Girls as young as 12 years old are enticed by gifts of candy, food, taxi rides, and drugs. They are gang-raped until they are "too old"--usually around 18 years of age--and then discarded.

Current Prime Minister Keir Starmer headed the Crown Prosecution Service during most of this scandal. Social workers were intimidated into silence. Local police ignored, excused, and even abetted pedophile rapists. Senior officials avoided action in the name of maintaining peace with the immigrant community. Pleas for help from the parents of raped children were rejected. Labour members of Parliament called anyone who mentioned the scandal racists and Islamophobes.

Starmer insists that "Musk's publicizing of the issue threatens our democracy. Voters just resoundingly gave our Party a super-majority in the House of Commons. Any attempt to impose Western or Christian values on people of another faith risks open civil war, an event which would do far more damage to far more people than the relatively tiny group of teen girls that has gotten the worst of it during the past few decades. If you look at the known victims you will see that almost all of them are from the lower classes. Their lives would've been bleak even without the sexual exploitation and abuse. The Labour Party has agreed to pass legislation to award a modicum of reasonable payments for damages to those who can conclusively prove they've been harmed."

Despite Starmer's efforts to molify his critics, the Labour Party voted against making any further inquiry into the rape-gang accusations after the Prime Minister threatened to expel any Labour Party member who voted in favor of an inquiry. The measure failed on a vote of 111 yeas to 364 nays.


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: asians; labour; musk; postandrun; rape; selfpromotion; starmer

1 posted on 01/11/2025 11:54:53 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Musk's publicizing of the issue threatens our democracy…

What Democracy?
2 posted on 01/11/2025 12:00:09 PM PST by BigEdLB (Bye-bye Brandon)
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To: BigEdLB

pretty sure Caliphate isn’t spelled with a D in it.


3 posted on 01/11/2025 12:08:05 PM PST by Qwapisking (Q: know the difference between a petulant 6 y.o. and a liberal? A:age. L.Star )
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To: John Semmens

Sorry but it is not Musk’s exposing this travesty but the UK’s government’s complicity in supporting the Muslim’s acts against their own population, many of which are innocents that will destroy the “special” relationship. That relationship used to exist because we shared similar values which we no longer seem to do.


4 posted on 01/11/2025 12:08:35 PM PST by falcon99 ( )
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To: John Semmens

Musk isn’t the reason our “special relationship” is strained. It is strained because the UK has been complicit in defending those that have and are committing crimes against humanity.

Normal, decent people refuse to stand for that kind of thing, and I for one think we should take a good, hard look at severing relations with the UK until those responsible are in prison and new policies are put into place to ensure these atrocities cannot happen in the future.


5 posted on 01/11/2025 12:13:30 PM PST by cross_bearer_02
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To: falcon99

There is plenty of grooming and child sex trafficking going on in the US that the authorities are ignoring.

And the outgoing regime has been letting Hispanic illegal gangs take over entire apartment blocks unchallenged.

You are naive if you think the American state/federal governments are doing enough to tackle these people, or even facilitating it themselves, especially in blue states.


6 posted on 01/11/2025 12:15:37 PM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: John Semmens

Reform are going to win the next election. Labour are screwed come 2029. Its just a crying shame that Farage will become PM after Trump has only just left office. Hopefully Vance will succeed him because the Dems won’t like dealing with Nigel Farage and the special relationship will be screwed again.


7 posted on 01/11/2025 12:24:03 PM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

And you are naive if you think that is what I meant or what I was saying. But the UK is far ahead of us in this area.


8 posted on 01/11/2025 12:29:40 PM PST by falcon99 ( )
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To: John Semmens

No, it’s that fascist, commie Starmer.


9 posted on 01/11/2025 1:02:17 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: John Semmens
It just kills me that the leftists were saying that anyone who believes there are wealthy elites running pedophile gangs are nothing but qanon nuts. And what have we found out?

1. Epstien Island - The rich and powerful having sex with children.
2. Diddy Parties - The rich and powerful having sex with minors.
3. The British Government - Covering up the rich and powerful raping minor girls.

10 posted on 01/11/2025 1:16:57 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: BigEdLB

Somebody tell the UK we are tired of this friends with privileges BS. If they want to keep sticking it to the USA they either got to put a ring on it or leave the money on the dresser. If we are going to be whores we are going to be well paid ones.


11 posted on 01/11/2025 2:35:17 PM PST by your other brother
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