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The One Assassination Fact the FBI Is Sure Of [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 September 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/03/2024 1:54:52 PM PDT by John Semmens

The attempt was made at a political rally. The target was a candidate for president that many in the Media called a threat to democracy and likened to Hitler. President Biden had previously called for targeting Trump. The shooter conducted over 60 internet searches related to Donald Trump, Joe Biden and various political events in the 30 days leading up to the rally. However, after what they contend was an "exhaustive examination of the evidence" from the event, the one thing of which the FBI says it is sure is that "the motive was not political." Perhaps the FBI's reputation for excellence and integrity is a bit exaggerated?

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; hitler; postandrun; satire; selfpromotion; trump

1 posted on 09/03/2024 1:54:52 PM PDT by John Semmens
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...the one thing of which the FBI says it is sure is that "the motive was not political."

They are the perpetrators, so they ought to know.

2 posted on 09/03/2024 2:03:56 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: John Semmens

Not political MY A$$ !!!


3 posted on 09/03/2024 2:09:41 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: John Semmens
Crooks researched the AGR building prior to the shooting.. HOW DID HE KNOW THAT BUILDING WOULD BE LEFT OPEN FOR HIM PRIOR TO THE SHOOTING?
4 posted on 09/03/2024 2:13:42 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Yep. Crooks COULD’VE popped off another couple rounds RIGHT INTO THE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS, but the FIB wanted to be sure THAT didn’t happen.


5 posted on 09/03/2024 2:15:42 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: John Semmens

It has been proposed that the FBI be renamed “Comedy Central”.


6 posted on 09/03/2024 7:38:50 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy.)
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So when are these assholes going to announce that the shooter was really Lee Hari Oswald? A bigger bunch of corrupt clowns we have never seen in this country before.


7 posted on 09/03/2024 8:26:09 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." - The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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Uh, Lee Harvey Oswald. Siri can eavesdrop on me, but can’t take dictation worth a damn.


8 posted on 09/03/2024 8:27:22 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." - The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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