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Tim Walz Clarifies That He's Never Been To Iraq, But He Has Been To Downtown Minneapolis Which Is Basically The Same Thing
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/08/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/08/2024 2:21:54 PM PDT by DFG

DETROIT, MI — Coming under heavy criticism over allegedly false claims about his military service, Minnesota governor and current vice presidential candidate Tim Walz clarified that he's never been to Iraq, but he has been to downtown Minneapolis, which is basically the same thing.

After Walz faced accusations of "stolen valor" after repeatedly claiming to have seen combat in Iraq, he admitted that while he had never actually been there, he had spent a lot of time in and around the hellish, war-torn landscape of downtown Minneapolis, meaning he had likely experienced the same type of horror.

"Believe me, it's just as nasty out there," Walz said. "During my time as governor, the level of decay and danger that permeated Minneapolis isn't anything to shake a stick at. So, while I must admit I never actually set foot in Iraq, per se, I would have to argue that my extensive time spent in downtown Minneapolis has given me experience that is just as — if not more — sobering and life-changing than anyone who served in Iraq."

As part of his explanation, Walz recounted the terrible threats and harrowing events he witnessed in Minneapolis while he was in charge. "You name it, I've seen it," he said. "Insurgents, acts of terrorism, mobs of people screaming ‘Allahu akbar,' improvised explosive devices… they're all commonplace in Minneapolis these days. It's a scary place."

At publishing time, Walz expressed heartache over an incident when multiple members of his staff were injured by an RPG fired at the governor's motorcade while they stopped for some fried walleye cheeks.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; dishonestwalz; iraq; minneapolis; minnesota; tampontim; walz
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1 posted on 08/08/2024 2:21:54 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Actually, its resembles Mogadishu


2 posted on 08/08/2024 2:23:31 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: DFG

I beg your pardon, methink some parts Iraq are probaby better than a DemocRAT run city.


3 posted on 08/08/2024 2:24:59 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: PGR88

My first thought, but you were faster.


4 posted on 08/08/2024 2:27:30 PM PDT by Jonty30 (Genghis Khan did not have the most descendants. His father had more. )
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To: DFG

Obvious Bee phony. A real Democrat would never say “ mobs of people screaming ‘Allahu akbar,’” but rather “Some people saying something”. You can look it up.


5 posted on 08/08/2024 2:29:23 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: DFG

Is this like when the Border Czar never went to the border?


6 posted on 08/08/2024 2:35:21 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: DFG

I saw how well of a job he did at the Target store


7 posted on 08/08/2024 2:38:14 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG

He couldn’t even defend against crazed apes


8 posted on 08/08/2024 2:40:54 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DFG

Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark.


9 posted on 08/08/2024 2:41:03 PM PDT by Fai Mao ( The US government is run by pedophiles and Perverts for pedophiles and perverts.)
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To: PGR88

I have heard it called “Mogadishu on the Mississippi.”


10 posted on 08/08/2024 2:50:50 PM PDT by Flatus I. Maximus (JD VANCE IN 2028!)
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To: DFG

I lived in Minneapolis for 5 years and am appalled with what has happened to the city while Tim Walz has been Governor of Minnesota. Electing him Vice President of the USA would be insane, but not any crazier than many other current events.


11 posted on 08/08/2024 3:03:42 PM PDT by devere
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To: DFG

Hardly satire. A deep,blue democrat city is more dangerous than active war zones.


12 posted on 08/08/2024 3:09:51 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Organic Panic

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The dude thinks Beijing China is a great vacation!

Big Cities in Minnesota are Hell holes.


13 posted on 08/08/2024 3:28:29 PM PDT by AnthonySoprano (She hails from the Slave Masters - A family of Sugar Plantation Oligarchs)
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To: devere
When I used to visit Minneapolis, I loved to drive down Lake Street. Now, I wouldn't do it in anything less than an armored Humvee.

 

14 posted on 08/08/2024 3:28:33 PM PDT by Flatus I. Maximus (JD VANCE IN 2028!)
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To: Dr.Deth

She never went to Europe either, unless you count that dirty weekend in Paris with Willie.


15 posted on 08/08/2024 3:35:54 PM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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To: DFG

Go BEE..........


16 posted on 08/08/2024 3:40:00 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: AnthonySoprano

I worked a short time in Ghonzou(or however it is spelled). Nice geology but what a s hole. You could cut the air with a knife. The pollution is terrible.


17 posted on 08/08/2024 3:40:50 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: DFG

Minnesota was known for the Scandinavian influence in its culture but I guess that’s a thing of the past now.

OTOH maybe Minnesota has been following modern Sweden’s lead in bringing in newcomers to challenge its traditional culture?


18 posted on 08/08/2024 3:48:14 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: DFG

LOL! The Bee hot that one out of the park!


19 posted on 08/08/2024 4:02:01 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: PGR88

He turned Minneapolis into Mogadishu and plans on turning the US into Somalia.


20 posted on 08/08/2024 4:04:04 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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