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Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/01/2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/01/2024 12:27:55 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent.
The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent.
"With my extensive experience of campaigning and pandering to black communities, I just had to step in and offer to help," explained Clinton. "Kamala has her heart in the right place but I think everybody was just having a hard time believing that accent."
Harris turned down an initial offer for help from President Biden who said that his years growing up in black churches and protesting for civil rights with George Washington Carver could help Harris's black authenticity. But when Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn't refuse.
At publishing time, inside sources report that Clinton is even considering loaning Harris her famed bottle of hot sauce that she keeps in her bag at all times.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: atlanta; babylonbee; blackaccent; hillary; kamala
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:27:55 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:28:39 PM PDT
by
Indy Pendance
(Jesus can't get here soon enough!)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:28:57 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DFG
Maybe Hillary should teach Harris her "FJB" quote, instead.
-PJ
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:30:01 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: DFG
Offers hot sauce for her pocket.
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:31:06 PM PDT
by
WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
(there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et. al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
To: DFG
It is a form of Blackface.
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:31:43 PM PDT
by
UnwashedPeasant
(The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
To: DFG
Where can I get me a huntin’ license ‘round here?
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:32:27 PM PDT
by
WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
(there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et. al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
To: DFG
They want to relate to all the plantation workers
8
posted on
08/01/2024 12:32:53 PM PDT
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: DFG
Hand out watermelons Kamala.
9
posted on
08/01/2024 12:33:26 PM PDT
by
WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
(there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et. al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
To: Indy Pendance
For Kamala, make that “I ain’t in no ways tarded!”
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:36:42 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Charter member of AAAAA - American Association Against Alliteration Abuse)
To: DFG
"Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent"
11
posted on
08/01/2024 12:39:23 PM PDT
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: DFG
12
posted on
08/01/2024 12:47:09 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: DFG
“And you KNOW what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!”
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:47:25 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: fidelis
“I’m out on these streets, girl!”
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posted on
08/01/2024 12:52:36 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”
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posted on
08/01/2024 1:01:49 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: DFG
Clinton is even considering loaning Harris her famed bottle of hot sauce that she keeps in her bag at all times. To this day, I still cannot believe she actually said this, out loud!
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posted on
08/01/2024 1:03:33 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(==)
To: UnwashedPeasant
“I have vivid and painful memories of black churches being burned in my own state when I was a child.”
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posted on
08/01/2024 1:03:59 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/01/2024 1:07:13 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
To: mass55th
“I have vivid and painful memories of black churches being burned in my own state when I was a child.”We can't just call Kamala Harris out on her lies because that's not going to work since she's "POC" and a DEI hire.
So we need to call her a Marxist. And she was involved in the cover up that Joe Biden is senile the past 4 years. That's how you win the election.
Talking about race stuff allows the Left to frame the narrative.
To: MinorityRepublican
I say throw it all out there. There really is a lot.
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posted on
08/01/2024 1:13:38 PM PDT
by
stevio
(Fight until you die!)
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