Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent

Babylon Bee ^ | 08/01/2024 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent.

The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent.

"With my extensive experience of campaigning and pandering to black communities, I just had to step in and offer to help," explained Clinton. "Kamala has her heart in the right place but I think everybody was just having a hard time believing that accent."

Harris turned down an initial offer for help from President Biden who said that his years growing up in black churches and protesting for civil rights with George Washington Carver could help Harris's black authenticity. But when Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn't refuse.

At publishing time, inside sources report that Clinton is even considering loaning Harris her famed bottle of hot sauce that she keeps in her bag at all times.

[Indy Pendance]

I ain’t in no ways tard.

[gundog]

“Jamaica, mon!”

[Political Junkie Too]

Maybe Hillary should teach Harris her "FJB" quote, instead.

-PJ

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Offers hot sauce for her pocket.

[UnwashedPeasant]

It is a form of Blackface.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Where can I get me a huntin’ license ‘round here?

[NWFree]

They want to relate to all the plantation workers

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Hand out watermelons Kamala.

[MortMan]

For Kamala, make that “I ain’t in no ways tarded!”

[clearcarbon]

"Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent"

[Opinionated Blowhard]

[fidelis]

“And you KNOW what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!”

[gundog]

“I’m out on these streets, girl!”

[mass55th]

“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

[workerbee]

Clinton is even considering loaning Harris her famed bottle of hot sauce that she keeps in her bag at all times.

To this day, I still cannot believe she actually said this, out loud!

[mass55th]

“I have vivid and painful memories of black churches being burned in my own state when I was a child.”

[Manic_Episode]

[MinorityRepublican]

“I have vivid and painful memories of black churches being burned in my own state when I was a child.”

We can't just call Kamala Harris out on her lies because that's not going to work since she's "POC" and a DEI hire.

So we need to call her a Marxist. And she was involved in the cover up that Joe Biden is senile the past 4 years. That's how you win the election.

Talking about race stuff allows the Left to frame the narrative.

[stevio]

I say throw it all out there. There really is a lot.