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'It's Not What It Looks Like!' Man Insists After Getting Caught Watching WNBA Game
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 24, 2024

Posted on 06/25/2024 9:26:37 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican

DALLAS, TX — Sources at the Grady household reported this weekend that Bill Grady scrambled for an explanation when his wife Cara caught him watching a WNBA game on his phone.

Grady was closely watching a game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky in his man cave when Cara walked into the room. A flustered Bill reportedly fumbled to close out of the game in a frantic attempt to hide what he was doing.

"It's not what it looks like!" he insisted as Cara stood staring at him in surprise. "I was… I was just, uh, playing Wordle! I definitely wasn't doing what you think I was doing, especially if you think I was watching a WNBA game. That would be ridiculous…yeah, totally ridiculous."

Bill laughed nervously as his wife continued to stare. "Bill…how could you?" Cara asked. "A WNBA game? I never expected to walk in here and find you doing something so shameful."

"It's Caitlin Clark, honey!" Bill blurted out. "Everybody's watching the games now! There's nothing to be ashamed of! They're athletes just like anyone else…except it looks like the games are played at half-speed and it's all just layups and awkward jump shots."

At publishing time, Bill Grady had sought counseling from a professional to deal with his problem.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 06/25/2024 9:26:37 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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Clip-wise, I’ve probably watched twenty times WNBA action this year. Two observations....lot of turning the ball over (I bet there’s 30 violations a game...but never called). Lot of traveling violations (I would guess one violation every three minutes of game-time).

Not quiet as obvious with NCAA girls basketball.


2 posted on 06/25/2024 9:29:37 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: pepsionice

It is the Welfare NBA.

Without massive NBA subsidies the players would be on street corners hooking.


3 posted on 06/25/2024 9:31:08 AM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: MinorityRepublican

They both need to see other men, LOL!


4 posted on 06/25/2024 9:34:54 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

It’s fascinating to watch them dribble...


5 posted on 06/25/2024 9:35:19 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (No food in the stores; fuel prices too high? Thank a liberal.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

The Bee again...


6 posted on 06/25/2024 9:38:48 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Hahahahahaha! I burst out laughing just reading the headline!!!!!!


7 posted on 06/25/2024 9:38:50 AM PDT by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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To: cgbg
Without massive NBA subsidies the players would be on street corners hooking.

You're referring to the WNBA players? Including Brtiney Griner?

8 posted on 06/25/2024 9:39:40 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: cgbg
Without massive NBA subsidies the players would be on street corners hooking.

...with little success.

9 posted on 06/25/2024 9:41:36 AM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: rlmorel
The only way it would have been better is if the wife in the "article" said,

"You told me you weren't going to watch any more of those lesbian videos."
"I'm not, Honey. It's the WNBA."
"Same thing!"

10 posted on 06/25/2024 9:44:01 AM PDT by Tell It Right (Galatians 6:14 -- May I never boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ...)
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“I just watch it for the advertisements.”

Or the 80s version of...

“I just read it for the articles.”


11 posted on 06/25/2024 9:50:06 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Tell It Right
Hahahahahahahaha!

Well. I have never had even a bit of interest in the WNBA, and even less now, but...ya gotta hand it to the Babylon Bee! When you said "same thing" it reminded me of this clip from the Babylon Bee about the Woke Boeing:


12 posted on 06/25/2024 10:09:51 AM PDT by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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To: OrangeHoof

It’s certainly fascinating to watch Angel Reese try to dribble. Doh!


13 posted on 06/25/2024 10:13:36 AM PDT by kawhill (kawhill)
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To: MinorityRepublican

I was reading the other day how viewership by black males has skyrocketed since the white woman, Caitlin Clark came on board.


14 posted on 06/25/2024 10:23:08 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (When did WE decide to make America a UN 5-Star Asylum Paradise for Socialist losers?)
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To: pepsionice
"Not quiet as obvious with NCAA girls basketball."

Women's college BB is much better than the WNBA - not sure why, but doesn't seem as thuggish and generally has better execution.

15 posted on 06/25/2024 10:44:14 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: pepsionice
Clip-wise, I’ve probably watched twenty times WNBA action this year. Two observations....lot of turning the ball over (I bet there’s 30 violations a game...but never called). Lot of traveling violations (I would guess one violation every three minutes of game-time).

Finally I caught the end of the game between Indiana and Chicago. Caitlin can play. But no one else can. Christie Sides do not know how to coach, she's over her head.

16 posted on 06/25/2024 11:14:54 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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“Christie Sides does not know how to coach”. I would agree, her team had won four out their last five games and she changes the starting lineup. Lexi Hull is coming off of a 10 point game and she plays maybe 8 minutes. If I was Fever management, I would fire Sides, beg Lisa Bluder to come out retirement to coach, trade for Kate Martin and sign Gabby Marshall to a contract. Gabby’s only 5’9”, but she can guard like a wolverine on PED’s and can catch the ball and make three pointers.


17 posted on 06/25/2024 11:34:22 AM PDT by kawhill (kawhill)
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If I was Fever management, I would fire Sides

If they want us to take the WNBA seriously, then they need to do this.

It'll be interesting to see what happens. Caitlin might be better off playing in Europe. Fans love Caitlin. But they may give up on watching the WNBA if they see that Caitlin continues to be treated unfairly.

18 posted on 06/25/2024 11:43:47 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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On Sides, I agree.

Her salary? $500k a year.


19 posted on 06/25/2024 11:50:15 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: pepsionice

That’s a joke.


20 posted on 06/25/2024 11:52:20 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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