"You told me you weren't going to watch any more of those lesbian videos."
"I'm not, Honey. It's the WNBA."
"Same thing!"
Well. I have never had even a bit of interest in the WNBA, and even less now, but...ya gotta hand it to the Babylon Bee! When you said "same thing" it reminded me of this clip from the Babylon Bee about the Woke Boeing: