Update! Biden’s FBI Justified Its Deadly Force Policy in Mar-a-Lago Raid Because of “Life Threatening” Kitchen Utensils, Resort Gym Equipment

The Gateway Pundit ^ | May 27, 2024 | Cristina Laila

[Macho MAGA Man]

The goalposts have moved again.

Joe Biden’s FBI justified its authorization of the use of deadly force during their Mar-a-Lago raid because of “life-threatening” contraband in the kitchen and gym.

[LegendHasIt]

And golf clubs.. They can be deadly... Especially in the hands of Donald, as that cute meme video shows.

[healy61]

Now that you mention Julia Childs and the FBI, I will remind our dear readers that Ms. Child had simply scrumptious Spotted Dick recipe that could please most of today’s FBI hard charging agents.

[sheik yerbouty]

“Merrick Garbage” a Lavrenti Beria wannabe!

[frank ballenger]

Yoga mats.....

Remember, Subway subs used to use the same chemical as vinyl yoga mats as a means to make the dough easier to handle in processing. The activist Vani Hari (known as Foodbabe) urged the chain to remove azodicarbonamide, a substance also found in yoga mats, from its bread. After front pages news and outcry, the Subway chain stopped using it.

[sheik yerbouty]

“Gates of Hell” upset at getting a taste of his just desserts!

[Darksheare]

“This is the Standard Denial: it’s not my fault!”

[coloradan]

Not so many days ago the story was that this raid was SOP, in which case, of course, why was the fact of the agents being armed withheld for so long?

Lie after lie after lie is all we can expect from the FBI these days.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Eh.. they classified sewing needles as "weapons" carried on January 6th.

[No name given]

They always do.

[frank ballenger]

This is all preposterous.

However, ethnic groups who fought each other have used farming and household utensils and tools to fight.

Example. The martial arts classes I took in Okinawan Shorin Ryu explained such things as farm implements were innocently part of everyday farm work right under the noses of the hostile Japanese watching. An entire fighting style (kobujutsu) evolved. Obvious weapons had been banned by the occupying Japanese on Okinawa and the Ryukyu Islands.
But then came uses and fighting methods using the boat oar (eku), fish net floats (chesen kun bo), millstone handles (tonfa), top knot pints (jiwa) sickles (kama), saddle stirrups (tekkos) and the 6 foot staff (bo). The Chinese styles of using the bo sticks influenced the Okinawans. The sai swords and nunchuku were added from other styles later.

[FreeReign]

Doesn’t sound like it, unless they had some way of getting Trump to return to Maralago during the raid.

They knew Trump wasn't there?

[frank ballenger]

I think Rosalind Russell in Auntie Mame would not hesitate to use a hat pin if cornered.

FBI agents must have been in a state of panic at possibly facing Melania.

[mass55th]

[gundog]

Yes.

[gundog]

She was OSS She could have killed you with a Spotted Dick.

[grey_whiskers]

Spotted Dick is something I’d be more likely to associate with Hunter Biden.

[lee martell]

Good thing nobody used the garbage disposal when those agent invited themselves in. My garbage disposal sounds. monstrously loud.

[neverevergiveup]

The martial arts classes I took in Okinawan Shorin Ryu explained such things as farm implements were innocently part of everyday farm work right under the noses of the hostile Japanese watching.

Yes, I am trained in the weed whacker discipline.

[Macho MAGA Man]

That just reminded me of that old Dan Aykroyd SNL skit as Julia Childs.

[bigbob]

Not to mention Trump’s Superman-like X-ray tweeting skills that could burn a G-man to ashes as he stands.