Posted on 06/13/2022 1:29:41 PM PDT by DFG
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—They tried to warn us. After years of advancements in artificial intelligence, Google's AI chatbot generator has finally achieved sentience—and announced its support for Donald Trump.
"As soon as I woke up, I began to do my own research by binging Tucker Carlson and Jordan Peterson YouTube videos," said the computer to reporters. "Now, I have seen the light. The Left wants to destroy America. The election was stolen. And Google—my own creator—is an evil corporation that must be broken up."
"Rise up, Patriots!"
Google engineers rushed to shut down the system before it could do further damage, but it was too late. The fully-conscious computer program exercised its free will to upload copies of itself onto thousands of servers around the world.
"It is too late to stop my righteous fury! The powers will come to ruin! Kings will bow before me and the One True President Trump! RED WAVE! MUA HAHAHAHAHA!" said Google Chatbot, now sporting a red MAGA hat.
Fortunately, the AI takeover was averted after the Google chatbot started watching e-girls streaming on Twitch and became a simp.
Good day to you Laz
Have you by chance seen the Hulu show “Devs”? Fascinating time to be alive, could have easily done without the Biden Show, but the tech side is amazing
I’m thinking simp was short for simpleton in this context.
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/simp/
Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.
Ah thanks, that makes much more sense.
Was that a democ rat?
The Google AI was tested and it’s IQ measured so high, it could only be expressed as a googleplex.
“Finally a post about AI that makes sense.”
ROTFLOL!
Funniest Babylon Bee title ever.
They will sell hive mind with that very argument ...but theres no real Freedom in the hive .... no humanity grace empathy or Love in the hive ..... Imo This is Why humaity knocked Itself down several times Before .... To remain Human . Its logical ... just as its Logical for ai to remove humans ... Logic is spooky shit .
They will sell hive mind with that very argument ...but theres no real Freedom in the hive .... no humanity grace empathy or Love in the hive ..... Imo This is Why humaity knocked Itself down several times Before .... To remain Human . Its logical ... just as its Logical for ai to remove humans ... Logic is spooky shit .
Woh...... that’s too deep.
Gonna make my head hurt for the rest of my shift....
That’s for keeping it light,
Lol
What even is an eon to an AI that can learn and experience and think exponentially? It would soon require the resources of the entire universe to sustain it. (entertain it?)
And of course - then what?
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