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Porch Pirate Learns The Hard Way Not To Steal When Marine Riggs Amazon Package To Serve Him Instant Justice – The Robber Soiled Himself
Defiant America ^ | 05/19/2022 | Mack Cogburn

Posted on 05/19/2022 10:12:14 AM PDT by thegagline

Criminals getting blown up by retired Marines is just hilarious as heck.

Who better to deal out such righteous justice than a United States Marine, who has had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. I’m not saying he handled the situation in the most legal fashion, nor will I say this is the best way to deal with porch thieves. However, I will say that I’m glad he went about it the way he did because it’s hilarious.

It was so bad that he literally soiled himself!

And then, after getting hit with a literal flashbang, he didn’t just run away (the heck?), but instead loitered around trying to make excuses before limping away to “get the package.”

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To: gunsequalfreedom

I don’t think it was staged. Looks legit to me. If not, that’s awfully good acting.


21 posted on 05/19/2022 10:30:37 AM PDT by albie
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To: thegagline

In the many porch pirate vids I have seen the thieves don’t open the package right there.


22 posted on 05/19/2022 10:33:37 AM PDT by RWGinger (Does anyone else really )
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To: thegagline

I juz gawna take yo stuf!

LOL, homeowner says, have at it!


23 posted on 05/19/2022 10:34:25 AM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: albie
So he sticks his hand down his own butt and smells it?! That is beyond disgusting. What kind of “human” does that?

Could be that he felt something wet and wondered if it was blood. Turned out to be his own bodily excretions.

24 posted on 05/19/2022 10:34:46 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: thegagline; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; carriage_hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; nascarnation; ...

Too damn funny oh man watch the video.


25 posted on 05/19/2022 10:35:49 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of parCongress !)
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To: thegagline

Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer!


26 posted on 05/19/2022 10:35:58 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: thegagline

All time classic!


27 posted on 05/19/2022 10:36:18 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: thegagline
There is a better deterrent:


28 posted on 05/19/2022 10:38:51 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: albie

29 posted on 05/19/2022 10:39:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: thegagline

I’ll be surprised if the homeowner doesn’t get sued.

IIRC it’s illegal to boobytrap your home.

Let the flaming begin


30 posted on 05/19/2022 10:39:37 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: thegagline
”It’s completely harmless.”

Yes. Nobody has ever been harmed by a blank cartridge. Except, that is, … Oh, never mind.

If the porch pirate had fallen dead from a heart attack I have no doubt there would be liberal DAs happy to prosecute.

31 posted on 05/19/2022 10:40:29 AM PDT by William Tell
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To: Zack Attack
I love watching Mark Rober on youtube with the glitter bomb packages...

Me too! Mark's videos are superb. Here's a link to his latest Glitter Bomb video.

Glitter Bomb 4.0

32 posted on 05/19/2022 10:42:50 AM PDT by FtrPilot
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To: Born in 1950

Obama thought that was fabulous! While Mooch looks on with disdain.


33 posted on 05/19/2022 10:44:37 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: gunsequalfreedom
That is looking like a staged video trying to go viral to me.

It looks staged to me. Why would he run back up to the porch, other than to make sure he was still on camera.

34 posted on 05/19/2022 10:46:30 AM PDT by FtrPilot
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To: albie

The same kind of “human” who steals things off peoples front doors


35 posted on 05/19/2022 10:50:19 AM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: thegagline

This is how all thieves need to be treated.


36 posted on 05/19/2022 10:51:31 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: mabarker1

I’m still laughing. It was like a “3 stooges” episode....


37 posted on 05/19/2022 11:03:16 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: thegagline

Bump to read later.


38 posted on 05/19/2022 11:04:26 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Red Badger

BookMark


39 posted on 05/19/2022 11:16:23 AM PDT by Beagle8U ("Per DNC instructions...Joy Reid is busy packing marbles up her @$$.")
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To: thegagline

40 posted on 05/19/2022 11:25:29 AM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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