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Porch Pirate Learns The Hard Way Not To Steal When Marine Riggs Amazon Package To Serve Him Instant Justice – The Robber Soiled Himself
Defiant America ^ | 05/19/2022 | Mack Cogburn

Posted on 05/19/2022 10:12:14 AM PDT by thegagline

Criminals getting blown up by retired Marines is just hilarious as heck.

Who better to deal out such righteous justice than a United States Marine, who has had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. I’m not saying he handled the situation in the most legal fashion, nor will I say this is the best way to deal with porch thieves. However, I will say that I’m glad he went about it the way he did because it’s hilarious.

It was so bad that he literally soiled himself!

And then, after getting hit with a literal flashbang, he didn’t just run away (the heck?), but instead loitered around trying to make excuses before limping away to “get the package.”

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What scared sh@tless looks like:


1 posted on 05/19/2022 10:12:14 AM PDT by thegagline
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smeel

His other job is Democrat ballot harvester and drop-box mule.

2 posted on 05/19/2022 10:16:34 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: thegagline

Per the article, it uses 12 ga. blanks, not a flashbang, which is a regulated explosive device.

Major language warning for anyone offended by the “N-word,” which, as many have pointed out, is perfectly okay for use between blacks, but if the Marine was a white man, you can bet the mobs likely would’ve burnt down his house by now.


3 posted on 05/19/2022 10:17:37 AM PDT by rarestia (“A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.” -Hamilton)
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To: thegagline

In my little piece of the world, this SOB is likely to get more than just a flash-bang. And he wouldn’t be hanging around talking shat, either.


4 posted on 05/19/2022 10:18:13 AM PDT by Howie66 (Let's Go Brandon!!)
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To: PGR88

From the sounds of it, it is black on black theft.

Won’t be reported on, will never hit the “official” stats.


5 posted on 05/19/2022 10:19:22 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: rarestia
Product info from the article:

For those wondering about the “bobby trap”, it’s a fake box loaded with 12 gauge blanks that will explode when the package is picked up. It’s completely harmless. It’s sold online but it’s currently sold out.

The Blank Box Co

6 posted on 05/19/2022 10:21:30 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: thegagline

So he sticks his hand down his own butt and smells it?! That is beyond disgusting. What kind of “human” does that? Proud Marine sticks it to him. Bravo!


7 posted on 05/19/2022 10:21:36 AM PDT by albie
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To: thegagline

Hahahaha


8 posted on 05/19/2022 10:22:30 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: thegagline

That is looking like a staged video trying to go viral to me.


9 posted on 05/19/2022 10:23:18 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (ui)
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So he sticks his hand down his own butt and smells it?! That is beyond disgusting. What kind of “human” does that?

An actor. It was staged. Part of the script.

10 posted on 05/19/2022 10:24:03 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (ui)
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To: texas booster

the guy screaming needs to sell a tape for a deterrent. some old granny could use it to scare people off


11 posted on 05/19/2022 10:24:08 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: gunsequalfreedom

Staged, but still funny as hell IMO.


12 posted on 05/19/2022 10:25:22 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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13 posted on 05/19/2022 10:25:24 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: thegagline

LOL. This guy is too funny. I love watching Mark Rober on youtube with the glitter bomb packages but this thief soiling himself was just perfect instant karma.


14 posted on 05/19/2022 10:26:04 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: gunsequalfreedom

what fat actor is going to smell his own poop just for a viral video. subjects him to ridicule


15 posted on 05/19/2022 10:26:42 AM PDT by RummyChick
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Good one. Funny. But whats that word they keep yelling at each other? I am not familiar with that word...


16 posted on 05/19/2022 10:26:44 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: texas booster

“It’s completely harmless.”

That can be remedied.


17 posted on 05/19/2022 10:27:39 AM PDT by MercyFlush (The Soviet Empire is right now doing a dead cat bounce.)
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To: thegagline

Check out Mark Rober’s YouTube channel for more porch pirate fun. He’s a former NASA Engineer that got tired of porch pirates, and took his glitter bomb up a few notches.


18 posted on 05/19/2022 10:28:40 AM PDT by AF_Blue (My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

I thought so too but if true that porch pirate is the greatest actor of all time.


19 posted on 05/19/2022 10:29:12 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (GoFundMe is a Democrat Scam)
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To: texas booster

You can still get burned from a blank. I speak from experience.


20 posted on 05/19/2022 10:30:28 AM PDT by rarestia (“A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.” -Hamilton)
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