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The New Trendy Fad for Vaccinated People: Heart Attacks
Being Libertarian ^ | January 1, 2022 | Gage Hollingshead

Posted on 01/01/2022 3:13:54 PM PST by conservative98

Everybody knows that vaccinated people like to be “hip,” “cool” and “with it” as they say. It, therefore, comes as no surprise that we see an increasing number of people embracing their heart attacks within weeks of their latest covid shot.

The fad is the biggest in Europe, where vaccinated soccer players have been collapsing left and right in the middle of their games. When reporters saw a group of teenagers playing soccer, they asked them what they thought of the new fad. Some of the replies were “Dude it’s so cool, I just got my booster shot last Thursday, so I’ll probably get a heart attack sometime this week,” and “I’ve looked up to those soccer players my whole life. Now that they’re all getting vaccinated and collapsing on the field, that makes us want to do the same.”

Winter is rapidly approaching in the United States, and some government officials have said that cold temperatures will make people susceptible to these rampant heart attacks even more so. While there hasn’t been a notable link between cold weather and heart issues for all of recorded history, officials have already declared that the science is settled. People are anxious and excited for their post-booster-shot heart attacks


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: booster; cardiac; heart; heartattack; joerogan; robertmalone; satire; spotify; twitter
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To: conservative98; All

Maybe a jab of Liquid Drano would hasten the objective.


21 posted on 01/01/2022 4:03:33 PM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: conservative98

We all gotta get vaxxed if it kills us! I wouldn’t put it past Fauxchi to say something to that effect.


22 posted on 01/01/2022 4:07:34 PM PST by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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To: conservative98

Luke 21:26Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.


23 posted on 01/01/2022 4:08:37 PM PST by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: conservative98
More horse sh#t. There is no more evidence of dramatic increase in heart attacks due the vaccines than there is of tornadoes and hurricanes caused by global warming.

Libertarians are as crazy and paranoid as leftists.

24 posted on 01/01/2022 4:12:48 PM PST by Kazan
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To: conservative98

My mom got the Pfizer death jabs last year.

She lays blame on the jabs to her esophageal strictures that started not soon after.

All biopsies have come back negative to date so far.

If she gets a heart attack, we’ll know what caused it.


25 posted on 01/01/2022 4:14:42 PM PST by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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To: House Atreides

“we’re not having heart attacks. We feel so left out”

You can always get 4 or 5 boosters....maybe you’ll have better luck.

All kidding aside I’d say you and your bride are fortunate. A couple of months ago during my Christian men’s small group revealed two of the four men at the table had experienced adverse effects from covid shots. One man’s wife developed neurological issues hours after the shot, the other man developed Bells Palsey that he is still recovering from.

I hope you two stay free and clear of any issues.

No shots for me, thanks anyway.


26 posted on 01/01/2022 4:16:24 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; azishot; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; ..

the cool kids..


27 posted on 01/01/2022 4:16:31 PM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: House Atreides

There’s still time. I’m signing up for mine because I too am being neglected.


28 posted on 01/01/2022 4:16:43 PM PST by Pelham (Q is short for quack )
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To: roving

You manage to pull it off every time. You are trying to be funny, right?


29 posted on 01/01/2022 4:17:55 PM PST by Pelham (Q is short for quack )
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To: Trillian
LOL!
30 posted on 01/01/2022 4:18:15 PM PST by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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To: Alas Babylon!
I’m pissed that so much energy is wasted on attacking people for getting or not getting the vaccines.


31 posted on 01/01/2022 4:19:38 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: conservative98
By now there must be studies showing a higher rate of heart attacks in the vaccinated.

I'll be here waiting if someone wants to post any of them.

32 posted on 01/01/2022 4:21:00 PM PST by semimojo
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To: Alas Babylon!

I agree. It should be a personal choice by you based on your conditions and what your doctor recommends. My doctor told me that I shouldn’t get the vaccination because I’m on blood thinners, high blood pressure medicine and have kidney problems. I already had the heart attack three years ago and got a stent.

I wear my mask at the grocery store where I go early in the morning to avoid people, carry 91% spray alcohol bottle in my truck for before and after visits, I don’t shake hands or manhandle meats and produce “looking.” I also only use the automated checkout machines to avoid contact. Been doing this two years.

What chaps my butt this rising group of people who virtue signal their vaccinations as the golden shield of protection/goodness like that old episode of South Park about hybrid vehicles where the drivers have to smugly close their eyes when they tell someone “I drive a hybrid - for the environment.” To me, there’s enough reports of problems to be concerned about whatever it is they’ve designed as the cure. I sure wouldn’t be hanging my hat on it - or my life, frankly.


33 posted on 01/01/2022 4:22:34 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: conservative98

As long as it is voluntary vax then I chalk it up to ignorance. If the vax was under mandate then it is genocide.


34 posted on 01/01/2022 4:27:48 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Impala64ssa

MSNBC is running a constant ticker of the number of people “vaccinated” in the U.S.

You know, similar to the ghoulish death count they had on screen constantly until Potato Head was installed in the White House.


35 posted on 01/01/2022 4:52:54 PM PST by cld51860 (We’re doomed.)
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To: semimojo

The studies are in. Safe and Effective


36 posted on 01/01/2022 5:19:41 PM PST by Cold Heart (CMSM, Corrupt Main Street Media)
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To: conservative98

There was a parallel to this, years ago. Homo’s actually began to embrace and celebrate coming down with AIDS. They would purposefully have sex with AIDS-positive Homo’s. Humans can be quite sick and perverted. As history has shown. Again, and again, and again.


37 posted on 01/01/2022 5:23:19 PM PST by ocrp1982
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To: V_TWIN; House Atreides
All kidding aside...

You see, House Atreides, HAS to pop on every thread on this topic to point out that nothing bad has happened to he and his beloved, sarcastically insinuating that it's all just hysteria by those that don't want to get the poke, questions the efficacy of the poke, or says they have had, or says they know someone that has had adverse reactions.

As tiresome as the "all the poked are gonna die" crowd is, he and his ilk are worse.

38 posted on 01/01/2022 5:28:16 PM PST by Turbo Pig ('to close with and destroy the enemy")
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To: Turbo Pig

Thanks.

All I know is if I don’t take a covid shot there is 100% chance I don’t have side effects from it....side effects I may never fully recover from.

In contrast it’s a virus I have a 99.8% chance of recovering from...why would I need a shot for that?


39 posted on 01/01/2022 5:39:00 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: House Atreides

“ Damn, my also vaccinated wife and I are not keeping up with the trends since we’re not having heart attacks. We feel so left out.🤷‍♂️”

Don’t worry. By the time you get booster shot #25 you’ll be trendy.


40 posted on 01/01/2022 5:45:37 PM PST by icclearly
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