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FBI Admits It’s Really Hard To Solve Crime They Didn’t Make Up Themselves
BabylonBee.com ^
| Sept 22 2021
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 09/25/2021 7:50:33 AM PDT by euram
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, local investigators with the FBI are absolutely flummoxed by a difficult murder case, since it's one of those rare crimes they didn't make up and stage themselves.
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TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; brianlaundrie; fbi; gabbypetito; johnwalsh; mexico; satire; searchworks; wray
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false but true.
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posted on
09/25/2021 7:50:33 AM PDT
by
euram
To: euram
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posted on
09/25/2021 7:54:00 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: euram
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posted on
09/25/2021 7:54:52 AM PDT
by
Scarlett156
(I'm putting a confusing message here to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies. Take that! Ha! )
To: euram
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posted on
09/25/2021 7:56:54 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: euram
To: euram
The best humor always has an element of truth!
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posted on
09/25/2021 7:58:40 AM PDT
by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
To: euram
It’s like I have always said about gun control, it’s easier to prosecute honest people who have nothing to hide than to build a case against a real criminal.
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:01:02 AM PDT
by
Spok
(Those who can compel you to believe absurdities can compel you to commit atrocities.f)
To: euram
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:13:09 AM PDT
by
rexthecat
To: euram
Hat tip lowbridge
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:20:25 AM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: euram
Agent 89 Maxwell smart agrees.
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:22:50 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
To: euram
Fast and furious
Whitmer’s kidnapping
Jan 6
Found nothing wrong with Hillary’s private email server
Found nothing wrong with Hunter Biden’s laptop
Their inconsistency is remarkably consistent
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:24:04 AM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: blueunicorn6
Corn Pop was also Joe Biden
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:32:01 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
To: euram
More truth than fiction in the BB.
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:37:58 AM PDT
by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: OrioleFan
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:43:03 AM PDT
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Eddie01
To: Eddie01
FIB——If you really were patriotic and honest like the Efrem Zimbalist TV days, then you wouldn’t be undermining the United States on behalf of the Dems and BLM. You should be ashamed. No one here is a criminal. Stand up to your bosses and love America again like we do.
On to the joke picture caption of guys hanging around....
Jared, that guy with the cell video over there is your old boyfriend thinking about cutting in on me again. I told him I’d use his younger sister’s psychiatrist’s records and bank statements to hurt her bad to get back at him if he tried that again. I saw him looking at you at the bath house.
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:48:51 AM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: euram
Inspector Clouseau wannabes....not as smart or honest. “That’s not my deug.”
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posted on
09/25/2021 8:51:31 AM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: euram
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posted on
09/25/2021 9:15:03 AM PDT
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kiryandil
(China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
09/25/2021 9:43:02 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: euram
Took me second - almost fell for this one.
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posted on
09/25/2021 10:10:46 AM PDT
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GOPJ
(Same people who supplied pallets of bricks for BLM are supplying tent poles for illegals.)
To: euram
I read the headline and thought it was an anonymous FBI agent with a conscience.
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posted on
09/25/2021 10:47:16 AM PDT
by
Salvavida
(We must win the COUNTY if we want to win the country.)
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